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Chubby Cops Sacrificed to the Volcano

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/31/2000
 
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MANILA, Philippines - Beginning April 4, Luzon Police Chief Robert Calinisan has set a policy for all of his police officers with waists over 34 inches, to climb Mount Pinatubo once a month in accordance with his new physical fitness plan. More than 100 of Philipine´s plumpest will endure the two hour climb to the top of the famous volcano in the name of slimming down; or face dismissal. Pinatubo´s last eruption occurred in June 1991.


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34 inches? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 4:32:58 PM EST)

Only in the Phillipines would this be the line. Add about 10 more for the US at a minimum.

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started by sted5
(03.31.2001 2:57:17 AM EST)

Me first no way !

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