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Country Music Punishes The Wicked

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/19/2000
 
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ALEXANDRIA, LA - Violating Rapides Parish´s loud and offensive noise ordinance is no idle threat. Henry Nelson, age 20, and Jon Driggers, age 26, pleaded guilty when they were charged with playing loud music in their cars. They were both fined, given a suspended jail sentence with probation, and ordered to endure a three-hour music appreciation lesson. Judge Tom Yeager said, I thought if they had to listen to stuff they hate, it would teach them to respect other people´s rights. The selected tool of torment? Country music.


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Country music is cruel and unusal punishment.

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