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Shark No Match For Woman With Stick

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/29/2000
 
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NEW PLYMOUTH, New Zealand - Folks from New Zealand take their fishing seriously. Take Bev Marshall-Smith, 56, who was fishing with her husband at a beach on the west coast of New Zealand´s North Island. When a large fish chased her lure into the shallows she picked up a piece of driftwood and charged in to claim her prize. When the truculent predator refused to expire quietly Marshall-Smith beat it into submission. It turned out to be a nearly 6-foot blue shark. I didn´t realize it was a shark. I just went and grabbed it, she said, Every time he wrestled I hit him.


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hit him harder lady did you keep the jaws from the shark my aunt sent me a set of mako's jaws

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