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Oily Grapplers Fear Gay Audience

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/01/2000
 
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ISTANBUL - Just when you thought that burly, sweaty, Turkish oil wrestlers were synonymous with good, clean heterosexual fun; think again. Residing in our what were the odds? file, our glistening leather-clad warriors object to their ancient sporting event being coveted by a group of homosexuals calling themselves the Bears of Turkey. This group of openly gay men are advertising on the Internet in hopes of booking a tour group to attend the Kirkpinar championships. On July 1, the city of Edirne will be hosting this event, but Chairman Alper Yazoglu was quoted as saying, We are trying every way to have this stopped.... The event takes place in the hot sun as the wrestlers slather themselves in olive oil before trying to pin each other to the ground. One common tactic includes putting a hand down the opponent´s leather trousers to get a better grip. The wrestlers don´t see the attraction for their homosexual audience.


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