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ROME - How do you stop your wife from enjoying herself with her favorite sex toy? Electrician Antonio Murano had an idea. He booby-trapped his wife´s gizmo to discharge a powerful electrical charge when she applied it to her private parts. She has since sued for divorce on the grounds of incompatibility.
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What the hell??
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started by
Lauryn
(07.26.2000 11:32:20 PM EST)
I think that they should connect booster cables to eat nut and watch him squeal like a pig...
Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.
Wow
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.26.2000 12:20:55 PM EST)
YO boy
Why?
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started by
MissPK
(07.24.2000 6:55:42 PM EST)
Why didn't he just enjoy watching her use it? Some men are just so insecure:-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
NEXT!!
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started by
garbagetime
(07.24.2000 1:57:08 PM EST)
And her next husband will be six inches long, have one eye, no brain, and think of only one thing. Yup, you guessed it, a weiner dog!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists
Second
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started by
bjshadow
(07.24.2000 0:45:52 AM EST)
This guy's my new hero!!
Beware Romans baring electrical devise.
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Shocking
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started by
jdbommer
(07.24.2000 0:13:07 AM EST)
Hell of an orgasm though and first
the Teddy was here!
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