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Girl Sticks It to Boyfriend

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/04/2000
 
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CAMP HILL, Pa - Things got a little sticky for a 21-year-old Pennsylvania man when his 16-year-old girlfriend glued his penis to his abdomen to punish him for lying about another relationship. According to a Camp Hill police sergeant, the two were sitting on the sofa in some type of intimate encounter, when she took the Super Glue and seized the moment. The man went to the hospital but was told there was nothing he could do except soak his penis until it freed itself. The girl was charged with simple assault.

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ouch (0 replies)
started by smlovers
(04.13.2005 8:48:59 PM EST)

isn't that illegal? 21 and 16?

ahahhahsahashahah!!1 (0 replies)
started by edwardotheclown
(05.19.2001 6:44:45 PM EST)

my name is edwardo!!! smoke my wang!!1

dirty (0 replies)
started by homies
(05.05.2001 12:21:20 PM EST)

you guys r sick

hi

sex (1 reply)
started by adidas96306
(05.03.2001 6:25:51 PM EST)

no

Stupidity (0 replies)
started by brad909
(03.24.2001 7:30:21 PM EST)

If women weren't stupid enough to believe the crap we men tell them they wouldn't be lied to nearly as often. So wise up stupid trick and quit giving it up to a guy who is just trickin you out. Be a queen for real not a Biznitch. 7-4 Life

DUH!!!

Stupidity (0 replies)
started by brad909
(03.24.2001 7:30:03 PM EST)

If women weren't stupid enough to believe the crap wemen tell them they wouldn't be lied to nearly as often. So wise up stupid trick and quit giving it up to a guy who is just trickin you out. Be a queen for real not a Biznitch. 7-4 Life

DUH!!!

do the right thing (0 replies)
started by SHAWAPALA
(03.20.2001 6:16:44 AM EST)

she went to far,what was she thinking?

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do the right thing (0 replies)
started by SHAWAPALA
(03.20.2001 6:16:15 AM EST)

she went to far,what was she thinking.

I LIKE THIS SITE

dont love them hoes (0 replies)
started by litalot73
(03.04.2001 5:37:37 PM EST)

bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks

yeah biach!

consultation.. (0 replies)
started by kimim4ki
(02.13.2001 1:38:50 AM EST)

is it ok or not if we masturbate too
much..?

Happy to join in

simple assault? (0 replies)
started by bathroomreaderfan
(02.06.2001 9:51:37 PM EST)

simple assault? that would be major to me! holy shit, that would hurt.

Ha Ha (0 replies)
started by dickybird
(12.03.2000 3:04:21 PM EST)

Now this I find hilarious!!!!!!!!!

hehehe (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 10:28:01 PM EST)

hi

eeewwwwww (0 replies)
started by Aphrodite
(11.28.2000 5:08:15 PM EST)

thats wrong thats my sisters nickname you jackass

hoo ya do the deed (0 replies)
started by oda6
(11.18.2000 4:19:50 PM EST)

thats gotta suck, between a rock and a hard place!

good to go, lets do the deed

revenge (0 replies)
started by gene66
(11.12.2000 8:53:30 PM EST)

dude...try and glue her (* | *) to her legs

hehehehehe!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Cheif
(10.30.2000 2:07:17 AM EST)

Thats what you get when you lie!!)hahahahah!!!

Healthy as a pig happy as a baby and crazy like you!

Biatch (0 replies)
started by pussyeater69
(10.17.2000 9:29:27 PM EST)

Whatz up BIATCH

he deserved worse (0 replies)
started by PetShopBoy
(10.12.2000 1:17:03 PM EST)

personally, kswiss, you're an asshole. that guy deserved alot worse and so would you. When is the rest of the male population gonna learn that it's not cool to lie to women nor is it cool to be a jerk and say things like "I would've killed the stupid bitch" when the guy had it coming for being an asshole, plus he's a pedophile so he really deserved a whole lot worse than what he got

what!!!! (0 replies)
started by kswiss
(09.26.2000 6:08:49 PM EST)

Personally, I would've killed the stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
started by sissyanne99
(08.30.2000 1:51:29 PM EST)

i got 3 words goody, goody,goody...she should have glued it to his ass...

sissyanne_99

what he gets (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.08.2000 3:13:12 PM EST)

for fucking a little girl

Love your country,Question your government.

Duh... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 8:24:39 PM EST)

He had it commin'...!

uuuhhhhh.... (0 replies)
started by TSUcheer
(08.05.2000 4:39:11 PM EST)

Holy crap whats that all about. Well I hope that he learned not to lie to a girl. And to stop going out with minors.

Simple Assault (0 replies)
started by DaemonChild
(08.05.2000 3:24:38 PM EST)

Jesus dude! No way that is SIMPLE assault. The bitch could have ripped his pecker off. I'd smack the hell outta' her.

sticky pecker (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.05.2000 2:55:16 AM EST)

i think it is halarious that some retard could get in such a problem.

Simple Assault (0 replies)
started by SteveStiffler
(08.05.2000 1:28:43 AM EST)

She could have possible taken away this mans only source of ultimate pleasure becuz he lied about something, he doesn't deserve that much punishment. Lets just hope he is fine.

Steve Stiffler

??? (0 replies)
started by skatergamer
(08.04.2000 8:08:34 PM EST)

I am so fucking pissed off because
these bitch ass hoe's won't let me
see the graphic stuff.So fuckin what
I watch rated R movies all the time
and my parents don't care.

This site is cool.

Jailbait.... (0 replies)
started by Eddie87
(08.04.2000 11:58:09 AM EST)

Technically she isn't jail bait...depending on the state I guess.

Can you dig it?

16??? (0 replies)
started by ata
(08.04.2000 10:47:02 AM EST)

Can you say jail bait?? The chap is lucky he wasn't charged.

Say what? (0 replies)
started by davel23
(08.04.2000 10:14:21 AM EST)

"Simple" assault? Fuck that. She oughta be given the chair.

cunt (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.04.2000 7:21:47 AM EST)

He should have punched that cunt hard enough to make her puke.

2000wind (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.04.2000 4:42:48 AM EST)

My husband likes sex but he is always telling me that he has a headache or he doesn't feel good. What can I do?

Oh, well... (3 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.04.2000 2:36:06 AM EST)

...that's one way to keep it up all night!



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

FIRST (0 replies)  
started by MeMNoCH
(08.04.2000 1:09:02 AM EST)

HAHA

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