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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Never try to Burglarize a Theft-Prevention Business | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/15/2000 | | |  |
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PHILADELPHIA - Construction workers recently did a chimney sweep of a vacant building and found the remains of what could be a serial burglar that tried to rob the place years ago. Ironically, the man was attempting to burglarize a theft-prevention business in North Philadelphia. According to Detective Romonita King, workers had been knocking down the chimney Saturday when they smelled a foul odor. When they got closer, they noticed a pair of sneakers, jeans and a Philly´s cap and what looked to be human remains. The medical examiner´s office tentatively listed the cause of death as accidental compression asphyxia. It was reported that the remains could be at least five years old and it was not known how long the business was closed.
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Guns
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started by
Catman1229
(08.18.2000 12:08:19 PM EST)
I think everyone should own a gun. More peaceful living;
"No cutting in line!" BOOM
"That was MY pizza!" BOOM
"You went into my computer time!" BOOM
This idea from the TV Show "Titus"Paul Huskey
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HAHA
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hardball
(08.18.2000 7:34:51 AM EST)
Fucking moron, what a loser.Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
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And the winner is....
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.17.2000 1:28:23 PM EST)
Yes we have a winner. Or is that wiener! This guy should defenitly be up for a Darwin. But maybe not as he died a few years ago.
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that body has ripened enough...
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SuicideKing
(08.17.2000 12:19:06 PM EST)
Now let's eat!Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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EPchef20
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.16.2000 2:19:05 PM EST)
If they were at that building that long why couldn't they smell the order, if it was that bad
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Foul Smell?
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Bargler
(08.16.2000 1:45:49 PM EST)
Odor after 5 years?....I think not.
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this is old
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bat
(08.15.2000 11:04:52 AM EST)
this is like a year old...wtf?Love your country,Question your government.
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Your a twat Foley
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cheeseboy
(08.15.2000 5:39:07 AM EST)
You don't even comment on the articles, what a fucking nob...
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Your gay Foley
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cheeseboy
(08.15.2000 5:37:40 AM EST)
Your sad going round trying to get first...
Who gives a fuck..
Sarcacastic Tone: Ooohhh I got first on the goofball site, look at me I'm a twat...
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umm...
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thebulldawg
(08.15.2000 2:32:39 AM EST)
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOUR FIRST OR NOT YOU POO-PUSHING MOTHER FUCKING PENIS BREATH INFESTED FUCKER!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
Foley316?? You fucked up a little mate, SCSA is 316... der...Inside that bitter brain there's gotta be a whore... If you don't shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor, yeah!
"Attitude", GN'R Version, 1993, Geffen Records.
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