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Skydiver Dies in Freak Surfboarding Accident

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/23/2000
 
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ENGLAND - As if skydiving was not dangerous enough, try being strapped to a surfboard! Nigel Thomas learned the hard way when the experienced skydiver plunged 15,000 feet to his death Friday after his emergency parachute became tangled with a surfboard to which he was strapped. Thomas, 36 was demonstrat-ing the dangerous sport of sky surfing to dozens of spectators when he was sent twisting through the air before hitting the ground at over 60 mph. Thomas was a member of the Headcorn Parachute Club in England and was described by friends as a very proficient jumper, having completed more than 200 jumps. The club´s chief instructor, Peter Sizer, who was on the plane with Thomas, said, We try to make the sport as safe as possible but unfortunately tragic accidents do happen.

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right on (0 replies)
started by slade
(08.27.2000 3:57:29 PM EST)

i agree with oliver....what fucking idiot would want to jump out of a plane???? be thankful the damn thing is flying

what an asshole (0 replies)
started by pvblady
(08.26.2000 2:16:03 PM EST)

what an asshole!

thinning (0 replies)
started by hardball
(08.25.2000 7:24:42 AM EST)

What I like to call thinning the heard.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Dandriff (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.24.2000 5:15:10 PM EST)

Did You know that This Guy had dandriff? They found his head and shoulders in the bushes!!!!!!!

DUH (0 replies)
started by SublimeLBC
(08.23.2000 10:13:15 AM EST)

What an idiot, man he was practically begging God to take him

40oz. to Freedom

uhhh, no (0 replies)
started by some1dude
(08.23.2000 3:02:45 AM EST)

Saw the movie the celll today and I have to tell you... there were like two good scenes in it but otherwise the movie was more crap than cool. it had some gross parts but other than that I wouldnt recomend the piece of shit. PS- the cool parts were just wierd images that occured the first time a guy went into someone elses mind. it sucked ass.

What an idiot... (2 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.23.2000 1:33:59 AM EST)


...but, then, what else can you say about someone who would jump out of a perfectly good airplane, anyway?



If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

Darwin Award!! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.23.2000 1:18:18 AM EST)

It's not the first 200 that get ya...

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

I wonder.. (0 replies)
started by Lauryn
(08.23.2000 0:26:58 AM EST)

if when he was a kid he had trouble tying his shoelaces..just to note, saw the movie The Cell tonight, not a bad flick, definately one to watch on a large screen movie theatre. Thank-you for joining me and humouring my endless dribble.

Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

hahaha (0 replies)
started by hippie27
(08.23.2000 0:16:14 AM EST)

stupid guy

haha (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.23.2000 0:13:14 AM EST)

let god sort em out

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