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Savior of Lost Rodents

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/31/2000
 
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CASTRO VALLEY, California - Send me your tired, your poor, your guinea pigs. A veterinary technician in California has saved about 160 bruised, battered and abandoned guinea pigs in the past four years. The rodents, who live in cages in Sharlene Scheffer´s two-bedroom apartment, require more than 70 hours a week of care but she said it´s worth it. The guinea pigs need 250 pounds of wood shavings and at least 100 pounds of food pellets each week. Scheffer plans to move into a larger apartment to accommodate her growing number of charges but hopes that they can find foster homes. She said she will miss the animals and their quirky habits.

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yeah (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 9:52:40 PM EST)

good for the pigs

QUIRKY?? (0 replies)
started by labialips
(08.31.2000 9:35:53 PM EST)

EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF QUIRKY HABITS DO THE LITTLE PIGS HAVE?

labia lips

First there was the cat lady, now this. (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.31.2000 10:44:44 AM EST)

Dr. Dolittle would be..... ashamed! Never have more than two of any species....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Can you baby sit my guinea pigs? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 9:17:05 AM EST)

I'll be going away on a trip next week to Hawaii and I was hoping you could watch my guinea pigs for me...

hmmmmmm (0 replies)
started by anomaly
(08.31.2000 4:45:52 AM EST)

I wonder.....if you chopped the silly bitch into little pieces and fed her to the guinea pigs, would they all become as stupid as she is???

A snake collector...... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(08.31.2000 3:57:54 AM EST)

would take care of all of them for her. Still can't see keeping rodents as pets.

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Damn (0 replies)
started by hawgman
(08.31.2000 1:12:59 AM EST)

Looks like someone needs to get a life!

The Hawgman

What are they, felching survivors? (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.31.2000 0:36:31 AM EST)


The smell must be wonderful. Maybe if you're lucky, she'll move into YOUR building!



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I'm First to come in Second (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(08.31.2000 0:19:30 AM EST)

you think they call them Guinea pigs cuz they're like Pigs made of Guinea? something for you to think of while you're bored.

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started by crazyden
(08.31.2000 0:17:59 AM EST)

MMMMM GUINEA PIG: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

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