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"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Manchester, New Hampshire Welcome," Oct. 5, 2002
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"That's the president of the United States you're talking about, pinhead."
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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
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Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
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 The Geriatric Crusader Saves the Day | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/09/2000 | | |  |
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VANCOUVER - A 74-year-old man is being hailed as a hero for thwarting a bank robbery. According to police, the elderly man was making a transaction at a bank branch on the city´s east side when the alleged robber entered the building wearing a mask and brandishing a 12-inch knife. The man threw a metal coin box at the thief´s head as he tried to leave with the stolen cash. Police said the dazed thief removed his mask and ran outside to a waiting bicycle, only to have the 74-year-old crime-fighter pursue him down the street. The man attempted to catch the robber on foot, but after realizing he was not fast enough, flagged down a motorist for help. The pair pursued the thief in the car and called police with a cell phone to bring them to the chase.
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Olympic Gramps
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phuman2
(09.13.2000 2:09:36 AM EST)
How long did it take him to realize that he couldn't run fast enough to keep up with a man on a bike? Does he not know how old his ass is?
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WoW
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.10.2000 2:01:49 AM EST)
Way to go grandpa
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my hero
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therealbigdog
(09.09.2000 10:07:26 PM EST)
I want to be just like him when I grow up.
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kick ass
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evenslimmershady
(09.09.2000 8:05:19 PM EST)
That was sweet!I like sick natured films and stories!
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Maybe...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.09.2000 1:28:46 PM EST)
...he should try out for a part in the movie 'The Crew II'
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wait a minute
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bat
(09.09.2000 12:00:16 PM EST)
I think thats my long lost grandfather.
Shit he may have just revieled his alter ego, Crap!Love your country,Question your government.
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