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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 What a Difference a Day Can Make | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/18/2000 | | |  |
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FORDYCE, Arkansas - One day will get you twenty, or it could for an inmate that decided to flee from jail the same day that a judge ordered his release. Sherman Lee Parks, 50, had served nine months in the Dallas County Jail. According to Dallas County Sheriff Donny Ford, The judge ruled that since they had been locked up for nine months to let them out. Parks, now wanted for an escape attempt was re-arrested and sent back to the Dallas County Jail the next day.
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msbzdragn
(09.21.2000 0:14:14 AM EST)
you know what they say about folks in Arkansas... Maybe he just had to get out 'cause he was missing his daddy to much! :psquid
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hey Christina, was it supidity
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SuicideKing
(09.20.2000 1:16:26 AM EST)
that made you misspell the word stupidity?Ryan(the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."
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Impatients
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ajcrambes
(09.18.2000 6:06:54 PM EST)
What the hell is his problem??? Nobody could really be that stupid
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Especially...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 3:48:05 PM EST)
...at his age!
BE ON THE LOOKOUT:
Fat, out of shape bald man who has prostate trouble.
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ok..
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christina
(09.18.2000 1:17:03 PM EST)
what did you expect from a jailbird? its supidity that got him there,and its supidity that made him run. (why are jails so easy to run from?)THE BITCH WAS HERE
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Why is he called "they" and why....
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burlingtony
(09.18.2000 9:06:26 AM EST)
does every southerner have the last name "Lee" ? War's over....let's be "civil".Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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Hyuk Hyuk
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 5:42:37 AM EST)
what do you expect from a white trash Arkansas newspaper??
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The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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