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PILANA, India - Here is a story that will soon hit the Discovery Channel. More than 2000 monkeys whose habitat had been destroyed invaded the small village of Pilana. Residents had to barricade themselves in their huts and homes to avoid the savage attacks of the simian sect. More than 50 people were treated for monkey wounds and game officials from nearby Bikaner finally had the village under control after two days of terror.
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monkeys rule
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started by
thefox
(09.26.2000 2:46:03 PM EST)
and so does the fox
monkeyman
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.23.2000 4:47:42 PM EST)
blahhh
TuMoRs In Ya GrANDMAmAs DaWg YO!
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TuNaHeLpEr
(09.22.2000 11:30:33 PM EST)
One nite i was as stoned as a cream flavored kike, and jizz would not stop oozin outa my nose and when i mean would not stop i mean would not stop yo it was insane biznitch...And anotha time this fat chinese kid came up to me and asked me if i like to chew on cowtails and i was just like wtf is yo problem ya fat broccoli shroom and he took a shit on my shoe and left then i was stuck wit a smile on my face and i was just like fat pig knuckles all ova ya grandmamas lil bow wow SODA 4>>> LiL BoW WOW YeaAh!
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GOOD FOR THEM (THE MONKEYS)
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yungathart
(09.22.2000 9:12:47 PM EST)
With the way wil habitat is being destroyed by uncaring humans, this will be happenein a lot more if the destruction ou the planet is not curbed
Get your filthy stinking...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.22.2000 9:47:12 AM EST)
Dammit! Dahill316 beat me to it. I guess he's seen the Planet of the Apes movie or something.
If you are spanking the monkey and it bleeds.... stop using sandpaper.
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I told you....
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burlingtony
(09.21.2000 9:48:22 AM EST)
them dang Italians get nasty when you destroy their living space......always give an Italian plenty of space.
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give it up
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started by
loellke1
(09.21.2000 8:07:14 AM EST)
let the monkeys have back there home
lol
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dahill316
(09.21.2000 3:29:01 AM EST)
Get your filthy stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes!!!
Damn You!! Damn you all to hell!!!
Evil hell satan goat cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
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