The Road Rage Special of the Week
By: BizarreNews	Published: 09/23/2000
POWELL, Tennessee - In an effort to combat anti-gun campaigners, a used car dealer in Tennessee is offering a Buy a car and get a free rifle special on Saturday. Buyers will receive a voucher redeemable for a used, bolt action rifle at GunCraft Sports in nearby West Knoxville, Tennessee. Those redeeming the vouchers in the one-day promotion would have to comply with all government regulations showing they are qualified before they could acquire the weapon. According to Greg Lambert, head of Advantage Auto Sales, he and the Knoxville-based rights group have been upset by some anti-gun activities, including a recent gun buy-back conducted by the Knoxville Police Department -- a move the rights group said was needlessly disarming the citizens of Knoxville and wasting taxpayers´ money. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Embryo??? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.22.2000 9:25:41 PM EST) Just as your name implies. Using a walk through Watts or Harlem was the stupidest statement to make against guns that I've ever heard. All the more reason to own a gun you "DUMBASS". As for Heston being a has been actor, tell me what great things you have done in your life you "DUMB SHIT HEAD". And as for the N.R.A., we say, GO AHEAD AND SUCK AL GORES DICK, YOU FAGGOT. Vote for George W. Bush.

Fuck you boneheads (0 replies) started by Embryo (10.17.2000 0:10:01 AM EST) Why don't all you NRA assholes move next door to Chuckie Heston and shoot your fucking asses off. You can all sit around and fondle each other will kissing this has been actor's ass. Hey, if guns are so great then why don't you guys take a walk through Watts or Harlem without your weapons. Don't forget to take Chuckie with you ... he can talk the gunslingers to sleep while you chicken shits run for your pathetic little lives. Al Gore all the way.

HEY LIBERALS & GOOFBALL (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.10.2000 2:07:42 AM EST) here is just a taste of what you'll get if gore is elected. ==================================== Handgun Safety and Registration Act of 2000 (Introduced in the Senate) S 2099 IS 106th CONGRESS 2d Session S. 2099 To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to require the registration of handguns, and for other purposes. IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES February 24, 2000 Mr. REED introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Finance -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A BILL To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to require the registration of handguns, and for other purposes. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. This Act may be cited as the `Handgun Safety and Registration Act of 2000'. SEC. 2. REGISTRATION OF HANDGUNS. (a) HANDGUN INCLUDED IN DEFINITION OF FIREARM- (1) IN GENERAL- Section 5845(a) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (defining firearm) is amended by striking `and (8) a destructive device' and inserting `(8) a handgun; and (9) a destructive device'. (2) DEFINITION OF HANDGUN- Section 5845 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to definitions) is amended by adding at the end the following: `(n) HANDGUN- `(1) IN GENERAL- The term `handgun' means any weapon (including a starter gun) which-- `(A) is designed to or may be readily converted to expel a projectile by the action of an explosive, and `(B) has a short stock and is designed to be held and fired by the use of a single hand. `(2) DISASSEMBLED PARTS INCLUDED- Such term shall also include the frame or receiver of any such weapon, and any combination of parts from which a handgun can be assembled if such parts are in the possession or under the control of a person. `(3) EXCLUSION- Such term shall not include a firearm classified as `any other weapon' under subsection (e).'. (b) TRANSFER TAX IMPOSED ON HANDGUNS- Section 5811(a) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to rate) is amended by inserting `or as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8)' after `section 5845(e)'. (c) TAX ON MAKING FIREARMS IMPOSED ON HANDGUNS- Section 5821(a) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to rate) is amended by inserting `, except, the tax on any firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8) shall be at the rate of $50 for each such firearm made' after `firearm made'. (d) IMPORTATION POLICY CONTINUED- (1) IN GENERAL- Section 5844 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to importation) is amended by adding at the end the following: `This section shall not apply to any firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8).'. (2) CONFORMING AMENDMENT- Section 925(d)(3) of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting `(without regard to paragraph (8) thereof)' after `section 5845(a)'. (e) SHARING OF REGISTRATION INFORMATION WITH STATE AND LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES- (1) IN GENERAL- Section 6103(o) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to disclosure of returns and return information with respect to certain taxes) is amended by adding at the end the following: `(3) TAXES IMPOSED ON TRANSFER OF HANDGUNS- Returns and return information with respect to taxes imposed by part II of subchapter A of chapter 53 (relating to tax on transferring firearms) on any firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8) shall be available in an on-line format for inspection by or disclosure to officers and employees of-- `(A) any Federal law enforcement agency, and `(B) any State or local law enforcement agency, whose official duties require such inspection or disclosure.'. (2) CONFORMING AMENDMENTS- Section 6103(p)(4) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended-- (A) in the matter preceding subparagraph (A)-- (i) by striking `or (o)(1)' and inserting `(o)(1), or (o)(3)(A)', (ii) by striking `or (l)(6)' and inserting `(l)(6)', (iii) by inserting `or (o)(3)(B),' after `(16),', and (B) in subparagraph (F)(i)-- (i) by striking `or (l)(6)' and inserting `(l)(6)', and (ii) by inserting `or (o)(3)(B),' after `(16),', and (C) in subparagraph (F)(ii), by striking `or (o)(1)' and inserting `, (o)(1), or (o)(3)(A)'. (f) TRANSITION RULE FOR NONREGISTERED HANDGUNS- (1) IN GENERAL- Any person possessing any firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 not registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record maintained by the Secretary of the Treasury under section 5841 of such Code shall register such handgun-- (A) within 1 year of the date of the enactment of this Act, or (B) upon the transfer of such handgun before such 1 year anniversary date. (2) TREATMENT OF REGISTRATION AS TRANSFER- For purposes of any tax imposed by part II of subchapter A of chapter 53 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to tax on transferring firearms) on any firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8) of such Code, any registration of such handgun under paragraph (1)(A) shall be considered a transfer of such handgun. (3) NONAPPLICATION OF PENALTY- Section 5861(d) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 shall not apply with respect to the possession of any handgun before the date of the registration of such handgun under paragraph (1). (g) PROVISION OF REGISTRATION FORMS- (1) AVAILABILITY- To promote and assist compliance with the handgun registration requirements under the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as amended by this section, the Secretary of the Treasury shall make available such registration and fingerprint forms as may be required by the public for compliance with such requirements-- (A) to State and local law enforcement agencies and facilities of the Department of the Treasury throughout the States, the United States Postal Service, and such other agencies and departments of the Federal Government as the Secretary determines would aid in making such forms available to the public; and (B) through the Internet in a downloadable format. (2) SINGLE FORM- The Secretary of the Treasury shall make available registration forms that allow an individual to register the possession or transfer of more than 1 firearm classified as a handgun under section 5845(a)(8) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 on a single form. (h) PROGRAM OF PUBLIC AWARENESS- Within 60 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of the Treasury shall commence a program to broaden public awareness of the handgun registration requirements under the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as amended by this section. Such program may include voluntary cooperative efforts with Federal, State, and local law enforcement agencies and public service announcements as deemed appropriate by the Secretary. (i) AUTHORIZATION OF APPROPRIATIONS- There are authorized to be appropriated such sums as may be necessary for the Secretary of the Treasury to carry out the provisions of and amendments made by this Act. (j) EFFECTIVE DATE- The amendments made by this section shall take effect on the date of the enactment of this Act.

PRO-GUN. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.07.2000 4:14:18 AM EST) This is the best pro-gun advertising I have seen in a long time. Thanks Goofball.

GOOFBALL IS ANTI-GUN!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 3:38:57 AM EST) Goofball!!! Why did you put this in the stupid news section??? Is it because you are STUPID or is it because you are REALLY STUPID? Seems like most of the people visiting your site is pro-gun. Looks like you are anti-gun. Hopefully, you will go under soon, I'm talking about no more web site. Hope so, your registration scheme is just like the anti-gunners.

LIFE MEMBER N.R.A. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 3:07:10 AM EST) The 2nd amendment right, TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, is a GOD given right. No one should be able to take this from you, (NO ONE), not even the U. S. government. You have the right to protect yourself and your family, by any means. It is your fault if you decide to sit back and let the politicaly correct, decide your fate. DIAL 911!!! WAIT 30 SECONDS FOR AN ANSWER, OR MORE. GIVE THEM A BRIEF DISCRIPTION OF WHATS GOING ON.... YOU ARE DEAD!!!

I do not like this (0 replies) started by chuckdelgado (09.28.2000 5:31:50 PM EST) I am a fan of the 2nd amendment and I would like the amendment to stay around, I do not like the fact that the government wants to take our guns because I like guns for recreation and hunting, also for a feeling of protection.

rickyotool (0 replies) started by bat (09.28.2000 8:26:26 AM EST) You are an IDIOT Love your country,Question your government.

N.R.A. is just a gang (0 replies) started by rickyotoole (09.26.2000 11:37:52 PM EST) A bunch of guys with guns, sounds like a gang to me. Protection from predators? Lions! Where do you live? I believe African tribes have hunted lions for years using a spear. Hunting a sport, yeah right, only one team plays. I think the deer are really worried about being offsides so they don't run from the water hole. I think I heard about a moose that got called for unsportsman like conduct, he wouldn't run into the bullets. Guns don't kill people, people don't kill people, bullets kill people. If we all use rubber bullets nobody gets killed!

now im all for .... (0 replies) started by thefox (09.26.2000 2:37:53 PM EST) smart people having guns but morons no moron should own a gun now maybe the commie pinkos let their morons have guns but not in my backyard

Cut off cure? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.26.2000 9:45:49 AM EST) Maybe we can mount the rifle on the hood. Let's see how many people cut us off now and live to tell about it.

VOTE!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.25.2000 7:47:04 PM EST) Stop Al Gore & the anti-gun forces lust for more gun-control. Vote for George W. Bush.

LIFE MEMBE N.R.A. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.25.2000 5:53:10 PM EST) The N.R.A. is in the real world. It's those that oppose gun ownership that's living in a fantasy world. Australia banned all semi-auto firearms and pump shotguns 3 years ago and also put severe restrictions on the storage of all other guns. Australia's crime rate, which had been falling, has increased by as much as 20%. As for a homeowner getting shot during a robbery, if you are too stupid to know how to use a gun at a time like that, then you probably don't need one anyway. Had it not been for a gun in 1981, MYJUNK would have gotten his wish for a dead N.R.A. member, except it would have been with a knife instead of being shot. MYJUNK is typical of anti-gunners way of thinking, but maybe he is one of those criminals that wants guns banned. It would certainly make his job easier.

Dumb Rednecks (1 reply) started by myjunk (09.25.2000 1:52:53 PM EST) The NRA (National Redneck Association) needs to grow up and join the real world. Americans kill more people in the USA with their hand guns each year. To bad it wasn't just NRA members being shot. say what

Stop Clinton / Join the NRA (0 replies) started by golfingtexan (09.25.2000 11:31:33 AM EST) "1935 will go down in history! For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -- Adolph Hitler Blaming guns for Columbine is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat.

Guns or golf (0 replies) started by Ottootto (09.24.2000 11:38:02 PM EST) How much good do golf clubs do anyone. Leave my sport alone. I dont hunt but see the need, or would you rather allow pedators to wonder in your yard..lions ,and bears and wolves oh my....

Dumb hick (0 replies) started by Nevyrmor (09.24.2000 8:42:34 PM EST) Guns don't do anything good for anyone. No one hunts for their food anymore. Having a gun in the house during a robbery only increases the chances of the gun's owner being shot. Get rid of the guns. Now. I swear, I'm not Satan.

YES! YES! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.24.2000 3:14:06 PM EST) We still have people out there that hasn't fallen into the liberal gun-grabbing crap. Life member N.R.A.

God Bless America (0 replies) started by nimitz68 (09.23.2000 11:58:16 PM EST) God Bless the N.R.A. and Chuck Heston too! THANK GOD I'M AN AMERICAN!!!! JOIN THE N.R.A. TODAY!

FUCK YEA (0 replies) started by hardball (09.23.2000 7:30:59 AM EST) Now thats a kind of thing we need more of. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

>>HONK>POW!<< (0 replies) started by AcidInterval (09.23.2000 4:04:06 AM EST) to bad there isn't a way to hook the gun up to your horn. Did I just say that out loud?

kooky... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.23.2000 2:43:45 AM EST) guns don't kill people, I kill people....with guns R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie

C68 SUCKS! (0 replies) started by Windam1 (09.23.2000 2:41:53 AM EST) All you outdoor sportsmen should boycot Canada

What a weinerhead! (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.23.2000 1:31:50 AM EST) I mean, really, have you ever tried to shoot a rifle while you're driving, especially a BOLT action? Take time to stop and smell the panties.

you should see our laws (0 replies)   started by donut38 (09.23.2000 0:32:42 AM EST) say no to bill c68

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