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HEY!!!
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mizike
(10.03.2000 5:18:23 PM EST)
How could he waste good squirrels?
I think I'm gonna puke...
To oliveoyl:
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 9:38:11 AM EST)
If you're willing to waste $200, the BJ would consist of the woman putting a penis into her mouth. She might fondle testicles as well. Humming is an extra $10.
willi
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oliveoyl0902
(10.01.2000 4:48:10 PM EST)
I don't know about Alabama, but I heard of a woman in my part of New York state who got busted for trying to sell an undercover cop a blow job for $200. We're still trying to figure out what a $200 blow job would consist of. Anybody have any ideas?
With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.
Penny-pincher!
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willi
(10.01.2000 4:35:35 PM EST)
Not enough money for undercover Alabama vice officers? My, don't we think a little highly of ourselves.
For reference purposes only, what is the minimum charge for a good Alabama woman to get my crimson tide a'rollin?
gay
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.01.2000 1:45:12 PM EST)
totally gay
wtf
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started by
mistik69
(10.01.2000 12:12:03 PM EST)
that was fucking lame
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
would that be
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donut38
(10.01.2000 0:05:46 AM EST)
his version of muskrat love
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