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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"A zebra does not change its spots."
— Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.
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#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
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... is so fat, When she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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 A Cursing Cutie | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/28/2000 | | |  |
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COLUMBIA, South Carolina - Mary Ann and Steven Martin thought they were giving their one-year-old grandson a sweet gift when they bought him a talking Furby doll. The electronic stuffed animal utters the usual Furby phrases like kiss me and me want hug. But according to the Martins, the plush pal turned vulgar and began saying F--- me, using the full four letter word. The manager of the Wal Mart where the Martins bought the toy says he´ll check the language of the rest of the Furby Buddies.
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This is bullshit
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.01.2000 1:43:09 PM EST)
This is what happens when you have an over-active imagination. It's saying HUG ME, but probably not very CLEAR AND DISTINCT (like most English speaking people do). It's coming out like HUMRMRMRM ME and the assholes assume the worst and that it's saying FUCK ME. Yeah right. Like that's what they intended it to do. Also, I've seen a furby, and I don't recall it being able to learn new words. Is that true? It's my understanding that it's pre-programmed to give the ILLUSION that it's learning. Meaning, the more you play with it, the more 'intelligent' it becomes.
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Funny
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Kokane
(09.30.2000 12:25:49 PM EST)
Thats a pretty funny story I would have been laughing if I had bought the Furby.Rbx
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Old News
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mamdjk
(09.29.2000 0:52:28 AM EST)
That's old news. There was a recall on them.
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Dope!
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alfspin
(09.28.2000 7:04:14 PM EST)
I want to buy a cursing furby! Dope!
Alf is in Da' House!
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Yeah sure...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.28.2000 11:21:30 AM EST)
And these parents probably think Jimmy Hendrix is saying "'scuse me while I kiss this guy."
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This could be true...
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NakedCanuck
(09.28.2000 11:03:31 AM EST)
You can teach these dolls new words. However, since they don't come with batteries I'd be looking at the parents as to what they are saying around their kid.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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People that run out....
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burlingtony
(09.28.2000 10:44:18 AM EST)
and buy these Furbies....and beanie babies....and all this junk for their kids.....are F**king them kids up. I think that doll's right.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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That's great!!!!!!!!
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ranise
(09.28.2000 10:08:30 AM EST)
I'm laughing to much to type. That's the kind of furby I want to have. Only mine would be holding a can of Budweiser and a bowlfireangel
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they are...
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bat
(09.28.2000 8:19:51 AM EST)
Martians? Like from Mars?Love your country,Question your government.
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