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 Cat Nap Not So Purrr-fect for Burglar | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/30/2000 | | |  |
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Bartlett, New Hampshire - Falling asleep on the job couldn´t have come at a worse time for Daniel Wootton, 21, of Bridgton, Maine. Wootton was arrested this weekend on account of felony burglary charges after entering and raiding a home Saturday afternoon. After turning the house upside down, Wootton placed his heap of stolen goods by the door, and then decided to take a nap. He said he was real tired and so he was just going to take a quick nap, said police Chief Bob Snow. Unfortunately his internal alarm clock just didn´t buzz. A neighbor first sighted the intruder´s car in the driveway, and when the police arrived they arrested Wootton after waking him from his slumber.
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hmm...
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oxbrain
(09.30.2000 4:43:23 AM EST)
I just got an idea for a new burglar prevention system.
seal off your house and flood it with sleeping gas when your not home..."They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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what a dumb ass
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(09.30.2000 1:17:14 AM EST)
what a dumb ass
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