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 Customers Looking to Scalp Company for Faulty Follicles | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/01/2000 | | |  |
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NEWARK, N.J. - A New Jersey-based hair replacement company, United Micro Systems, Inc., has settled a lawsuit for $300,000 to resolve claims made by its customers who said the hair replacement systems they were sold were a sham. The company claimed in various advertisements that its Dermal Retention System was the secret of the rich and famous, while also claiming that the system had a 98.1 percent success rate. The ads also falsely claimed that hair would be added on to the scalp through an FDA-approved, medical grade interfusion system. Over 200 customers realized something was wrong when their toupees´ began falling off, and they soon discovered that the hair was simply glued to their scalp. The treatments cost the customers between $2,000 and $8,000.
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Be sensible with your money
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 12:13:13 PM EST)
Total respect to the company. They did everything right in the eyes of the law and if the people are to stupid to pay that kind of money without asking what exactly they are paying for then that is their fault. hahahahaha to them
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The company didn't lie!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 9:29:44 AM EST)
Claim: The rich and famous secretly use hair pieces.
TRUE!
Claim: 98.1% success rate
Could very well be true that the hair pieces don't fall off.
Claim: FDA approved method
TRUE! Elmers glue is deemed non-toxic.
They did nothing wrong, they were just being clever.
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New Jersey is the....
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burlingtony
(10.01.2000 2:41:10 PM EST)
garden state, and we can grow anything here.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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they should
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donut38
(10.01.2000 0:07:57 AM EST)
shave those people bald for a year for pullinga stunt like that
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