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Young Man Stands Up in Fight to Save to his Life

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/04/2000
 
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TUSCANY, Italy - Thomas Perrson, 19, may have saved his own life by staggering to his feet after being struck by a car while on holiday in Italy. Perrson was walking in the Pontedera area of Tuscany when he was struck by a speeding car and flung through the air. Doctors told Perrson that the force of the impact had pushed his spine into his skull, to within half a centimeter of his brain. But because he had managed to stand, his spine had settled back to its usual position, saving his life. Perrson will have to wear a neck brace for a month and will need surgery to re-align bones within his ears.

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Straightened his shit out (0 replies)
started by Marco99
(01.30.2001 4:41:26 AM EST)

That's gotta fuck with his mind every day," If I didn't stand up just then, I'd have kicked my own ass!" He's a lucky bastard!

ha ha ha ha ha (0 replies)
started by EZ1221
(12.01.2000 6:23:11 PM EST)

hit and run get it!get it hit and run!!!never mind

The old college try... (0 replies)
started by willi
(10.06.2000 3:25:51 PM EST)

that's it guy, get up and walk it off! The team needs you.

This post is also applicable to the "Footballs..." goof. Nothing like killing two birds with one stone.

ouch (0 replies)
started by turtle99
(10.05.2000 8:13:53 AM EST)

that sucks.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)

Wow, that was weird, his spine pulled back..heh (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.04.2000 0:53:48 AM EST)

that's gotta suck to have your spine inside your skull 8 Þ


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

Thank you (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(10.04.2000 0:32:36 AM EST)

I'm a slow bitch!

FIRST HOMEYS!!!!!!!! (1 reply)  
started by mizike
(10.04.2000 0:05:28 AM EST)

You guys suck. Too slow bitches!

I think I'm gonna puke...

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