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Judge Deals with Monkey Business at the Zoo

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/07/2000
 
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COPENHAGEN - Six chimpanzees in a Copenhagen zoo can buy a lot of bananas now that they have inherited over $60,000. Jimmy, Trunte, Fifi, Trine, Grinni and Gigi were named as sole heirs in the will of an 83-year old widow who had no living relatives of her own. Reportedly senior deputy judge Christian Notlevsen read the testament out loud in front of the chimpanzee cage at the zoo and said the heirs had behaved better than many people he had seen in court during readings of wills. An official zoo spokesman said the money would be used to improve the facilities of the chimpanzee area.

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fuck the chimps (0 replies)
started by roger
(06.18.2003 0:55:05 AM EST)


no wait, that's what gave us the AIDS Virus.

Think as a yank (0 replies)
started by punanimuncher
(10.07.2000 6:27:48 PM EST)

I thought only yanks were thick enough to do something like that. Looks like only the Scots are the sane ones on earth.

Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

Think as a yank (0 replies)
started by punanimuncher
(10.07.2000 6:27:31 PM EST)

I thought only yanks were thick enough to do something like that. Looks like only the Scots are the sane ones on earth.

Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

Better them (0 replies)
started by hardball
(10.07.2000 1:02:52 PM EST)

Better them than the government.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Better them (0 replies)
started by hardball
(10.07.2000 1:02:51 PM EST)

Better them than the government.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Better them (0 replies)
started by hardball
(10.07.2000 1:02:51 PM EST)

Better them than the government.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Better them (0 replies)
started by hardball
(10.07.2000 1:02:50 PM EST)

Better them than the government.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Old bitch (0 replies)
started by murney7
(10.07.2000 10:57:48 AM EST)

So letting that old bitch suck me was worth it in the end

Born and bred

Oh... (0 replies)
started by Cristina78
(10.07.2000 3:27:28 AM EST)

Damn, Maybe I should put myself in zoo!!

"People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
More money for the Kap'n (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(10.07.2000 2:59:50 AM EST)

Finally I get my money!!! I had to sleep with that old hag but it was worth it!

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

monkeys will overthrow... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.07.2000 2:45:51 AM EST)

keep it on the down low, but I heard it was so, and now I gotta go cuz the monkey's my foe


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

Damned dirty apes! (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(10.07.2000 1:39:18 AM EST)


They'll probably spend it all on malt liquor and menthol cigarettes.



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

can you believe that (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(10.07.2000 0:26:00 AM EST)

the widow should have left the money to me another monkey`s uncle

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