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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
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EAST PEORIA, Ill. - Next time maybe these guys will remember to fill up the getaway car when they go on a crime spree. According to Police Detective Pete Fisher, Ricky Boice, 24, and Steven Gosnell, 42, were caught Wednesday morning after their getaway was foiled by an empty fuel tank. The irony is that they ran out of gas about half a mile away from a gas station they had just robbed. The men walked a half-mile to another station and bought gas to refill the tank. Police said they nabbed the suspects when they returned to the stranded getaway car.
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OXFORD scholars
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Embryo
(10.16.2000 11:28:07 PM EST)
How the fuck can anyone be so stupid? Einstein and his partner don't have the collective IQ of a gnat. Jeez, it makes you wonder how they could have survived this long without getting killed. Of course in the good old USA anything is possible when it comes to trailer park trash.
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idiots
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kingofallmedia420
(10.11.2000 11:26:30 PM EST)
that's why we kicked their asses in 1776Legalize, Don't Criminalize
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smart
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uncleslam
(10.09.2000 0:52:35 AM EST)
iq must have been up there.
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Those guys...
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mizike
(10.08.2000 6:29:51 PM EST)
should run for president.I think I'm gonna puke...
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Once again
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punanimuncher
(10.08.2000 11:08:35 AM EST)
Once again another yank highlights my point that you are all thick.Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.
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o my god
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.08.2000 10:54:47 AM EST)
that was my cousin
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