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Raining Like Rats And Dogs

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/10/2000
 
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SICILY, Italy - Horrified citizens of Sicily had enough of one overy

enthusiastic animal lover and called city officials to

exterminate a dwelling filled with-rats. It seems that

an elderly woman was fond of rats and bred them for

pleasure, feeding them until they could barely walk.

Exterminators called in said that there were thousands

of rats in one apartment and when they began the

extermination, rats fled in droves, jumping out of the

sixth story window and landing on people taking a mid

afternoon stroll.

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i smell a lawsuit (0 replies)
started by kingofallmedia420
(10.11.2000 11:23:55 PM EST)

nuff said

Legalize, Don't Criminalize

That would be cool... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.11.2000 1:09:58 PM EST)

better than that song "It's Raining Men", anyways


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

stupid people (0 replies)
started by woolyb
(10.10.2000 9:49:51 PM EST)

The article says: Raining Like Rats And Dogs By: BizarreNews

Dumbasses - how could they rip-off BizarreNews if they gave them credit for it?? Stupid fucks like ya'll are why people committ murder

Who gives a fuck?

BriRedfern (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 4:23:35 PM EST)

Yeah, but they copied it EXACTLY as-is without fixing it. I can see Roxnoxious didn't post it, duh.

Yeah, but they copied it EXACTLY as-is without fixing it. I can see Roxnoxious didn't post it, duh.

Yeah, but they copied it EXACTLY as-is without fixing it. I can see Roxnoxious didn't post it, duh.

Yeah, but they copied it EXACTLY as-is without fixing it. I can see Roxnoxious didn't post it, duh.

Yeah, but they copied it EXACTLY as-is without fixing it. I can see Roxnoxious didn't post it, duh.

Why did you repeat yourself?

It's not a rip-off (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(10.10.2000 12:54:21 PM EST)

When they give credit you anonymous shmuck. It says right at the top of the page posted by Bizzarenews. so ease up.

It's not a rip-off (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(10.10.2000 12:53:49 PM EST)

When they give credit you annonymous shmuck. It says right at the top of the page posted by Bizzarenews. so ease up.

What a rip-off (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 11:19:11 AM EST)

This is taken verbatum from http://www.bizarrenews.com/ complete with the broken text and double-spacing caused by embedded carriage returns.

When goofball re-posted this, they didn't even fix the text formatting.

Hey look here, it's really easy to delete the CR's:

SICILY, Italy - Horrified citizens of Sicily had enough of one overy enthusiastic animal lover and called city officials to exterminate a dwelling filled with-rats. It seems that an elderly woman was fond of rats and bred them for pleasure, feeding them until they could barely walk. Exterminators called in said that there were thousands of rats in one apartment and when they began the extermination, rats fled in droves, jumping out of the sixth story window and landing on people taking a mid afternoon stroll.

And now (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(10.10.2000 4:41:26 AM EST)

Every Chinese restaurant in North America is hoping to get a piece of the action.

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

I got an idea... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(10.10.2000 0:08:52 AM EST)


Save up a couple hundred cats at the pound, bring them to the apartment, then TURN 'EM LOOSE!



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

First (1 reply)  
started by estoude1
(10.10.2000 0:05:18 AM EST)

Aw, rats...

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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