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BERLIN, Germany - What do you do if the spark goes out of your marriage?
After being married 69 years, Heidi Berger decided to call it quits from her husband Hans. In papers filed in court, Heidi cited a lack of sex as grounds for divorcing. Heidi is 100 and Hans is 101.
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Now what
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started by
akocurek
(10.22.2002 9:26:02 PM EST)
will she do? Shack up with someone?
All right granny!!!!
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started by
ranise
(10.23.2000 5:04:35 PM EST)
I think thats great only she should have done it earlier so she could enjoy it more!!!!
fireangel
He's no alphamale.
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alphagore
(10.23.2000 9:19:07 AM EST)
Hans needss to go to dookieburger.com and check out bonervision or better yet PK needs to send him an Email.
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
lol...lack of sex...that's just gross...
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SuicideKing
(10.22.2000 1:13:18 AM EST)
who'd want to peel apart that crusty old dried clam and slide your wang into that splintery nauseating hole of filth? oh wait, maybe I would..lmao..j/k
oh, and my nickname is Frisky...not for reasons you might think though
First
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started by
estoude1
(10.22.2000 0:06:56 AM EST)
Maybe if she flung her tits across the room... They oughta be long enough...
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