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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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You were born out of your mother's arse 'cause her Twat was too busy.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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 Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/24/2000 | | |  |
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CORCORAN - California Author Robert Tegen has written a newbook on the famous mass murderer, Charlie Manson. What makes this worthy of Bizarre News is the revelation that good old Chuck wants to get married. He is looking for a bride that will forgive him fm his past and not mind the idea that they will live separated for life, since he is serving a life sentence for the brutal slaying of Sharon Tate and several others.
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This piece of shit
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:53:34 AM EST)
This is the reason that the death penalty should've been reinstated at the time.
He is such a small minded fuck
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Visitation Rights
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bjshadow
(10.24.2000 10:08:02 PM EST)
He's just doing it for the conjugal visits. Hey, wouldn't you? But, for god's sake, don't let him breed!!
Ride the Log Ride: The only time they can get off and keep riding.
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$$$
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ajcrambes
(10.24.2000 7:00:49 PM EST)
He might find someone to do it for $$$. I know some one who will, I could hook him up, but then he'd have to pay me too.
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Any Visits?
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 5:50:07 PM EST)
His to-be-bride will never again be able to complain that he never tries eat-her-out!!
If anything, she might say "read my lips, no more bush!! :)"
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Yeah
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 1:24:20 PM EST)
How will he stay faithful to his wife when every other inmate will be banging his ass?
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Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
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Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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The Grateful Dead were once called The Warlocks.
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