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 Queetzal The Alien Fathers Twenty | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/25/2000 | | |  |
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MURFREESBORO, Tennessee - Jeanne Robinson wants the world to know that she has been traumatized by aliens.
According to her new book, A Quest to Understand Contact, she has under-gone being raped by an aliens at least twenty times. Each of these violent incursions resulted in a hybrid child. The alien rapist was the same gray thing named Queetzal. All of these abductions/rapes happened when she lived in Missouri's Ozark Mountains.
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Pooples*****77
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.25.2001 4:30:21 PM EST)
hey whatever happened to the alien dance? u know, the "i will survive" song???
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ok
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.29.2000 3:17:34 PM EST)
riiiight
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this guy is tha man
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 10:41:54 PM EST)
to tell you the truth this guy is tha man because this bitch thinks is an alien, hey whoever this this great disguise(painting your dick gray) good shit, good shit!!
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OK?
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cmeebs
(10.25.2000 5:47:15 PM EST)
Yaaaaaaa, Righttttttttttt
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Aliens
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mastodon
(10.25.2000 4:49:05 PM EST)
Was he a "big" alien (if you know what I mean) Jean?
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Queetzal
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 3:23:39 PM EST)
Hey, don't talk about my woman like that.
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men versus women
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michaelsdj
(10.25.2000 1:17:45 PM EST)
this is a joke about sex. a woman is having sex with a man and your giving it your all. she starts to mone and grone and says deeper, deeper, harder, harder. the man thinks in his head why do women camplain about sex? they dont here us say tighter tighter. ps send some funny photos or nude photos
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I believe it!
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shadow21210
(10.25.2000 10:57:54 AM EST)
There are some things up there in the Ozarks that are stranger than we're used to...
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shoot this bitch
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:43:20 AM EST)
NOW!!! before we get to many aleins running around. What happends in 20 years these hybrids will be taking over the earth. Stop it now before it goes to far.
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Please Ask
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epiwsedis
(10.25.2000 4:34:19 AM EST)
How horrible! Demonic posession and in an alien form. I'm shocked!
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That's the one!
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NakedCanuck
(10.25.2000 1:18:47 AM EST)
There was one word in the above that summed it allllll up: "Ozark"The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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