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Fallen Futon Puts Woman in Tight Squeeze

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/03/2000
 
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MISHAWAKA, Indiana - An Indiana couple should seriously consider hiring professional movers next time after Marsha Huntsinger got stuck between two external walls while trying to

retrieve a fallen futon mattress. Huntsinger had to be

rescued by a fire crew after she spent half-an-hour

jammed 20ft off the ground between two external walls

of the flat in Mishawaka. Her husband Niles had

lowered her down on a rope to try to get the futon,

but she became wedged in the 16in gap between the

walls and had to be freed by fire-fighters. The

rescuers also managed to save the futon.

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Too fat (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(11.30.2000 9:44:53 PM EST)

wow that is some girl to fit in a 16 inch opening and try to pick up a bed . I was born in Wabash Ind.before that Dam was built...

thank god they saved the futon (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(11.06.2000 11:15:57 PM EST)

see title for details

jesus! (0 replies)
started by stupiddogg
(11.03.2000 3:50:16 PM EST)

How many weeks old is this??? Keep up the freakin' pace Goofball!!!!!!

Amen Yusaku (0 replies)
started by Cowgirl
(11.03.2000 12:43:03 PM EST)

This really is a special kind of stupid. In fact, what a fucking idiot.

hey (4 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.03.2000 11:03:33 AM EST)

What the fuck is a futon?

This (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.03.2000 4:17:56 AM EST)

This is a special kind of stupid.

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Yet another Darwin in the making.... (0 replies)  
started by NakedCanuck
(11.03.2000 0:51:59 AM EST)


"And the futon will never be used for recreational purposes again", Mrs. Huntsinger later told the press.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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