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Baseball Fan Gets Whacked With Frozen Pork Product

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/09/2000
 
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MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Jason Freitag will have to remember to wear a football

helmet the next time he attends a baseball game. The

26-year-old had been watching the Milwaukee Brewers´

last game at their old County Stadium home when he got

beamed in the head with a 10 pound box of sausages.

Freitag had to be taken to hospital after the frozen

bratwurst tumbled from a delivery cart, dropped 20 ft.

and then hit him on the head. After recovering,

Freitag was given free tickets to the team´s first

game at their new Miller Park stadium next spring.

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Hmmmm (0 replies)
started by ZRT
(11.09.2000 5:28:24 PM EST)

Looks like he took a turn for the Wurst...

if anyone would like free tickets to my house (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(11.09.2000 1:54:17 PM EST)

I will hit you in the head with a sausage. The women can reply to this, men please restrain yourselves.

MMMM (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.09.2000 3:47:30 AM EST)

Mmmm... bratworst...

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Fractured skull = 2 tickets? (2 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.09.2000 2:01:52 AM EST)


"Yeah, but they're right behind the dugout!"



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Cold cocked?..Frozen sausage? ? (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(11.09.2000 0:33:38 AM EST)

I love baseball! Rendered unconcious = tickets to game? Yeah... well...anyone pick up the emergency room fee?....??????....Cold cocked ? Frozen sausage? what's the diff?

Im sure..... (0 replies)
started by latertater
(11.09.2000 0:26:51 AM EST)

Mr Freitag was just tickled to death to receive "free" tickets for one game. I know these are such a hot commodity to come by. I think I would of held out for what's behind curtain #2. What was management thinking?

Don't take any wooden nickels!

damn man... (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(11.09.2000 0:17:40 AM EST)

he should have got season tickets

What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

PORK FROM THE SKY (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.09.2000 0:07:33 AM EST)

HE MUST BE IN HELL

He got... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(11.09.2000 0:04:58 AM EST)

hit in the head with some sausages?? He should sue they're asses! Thats too traumatic for me, I'm gonna have to go hit the "B".

I think I'm gonna puke...

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