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... is so fat, Her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine!
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Q. How do you know you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Kaptain Aype
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KaptainAype
(11.20.2000 8:11:52 PM EST)
It figures he was mexican or cuban or something. He probably used the grease for his hair.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
<^>(0¿o)<^>
SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
Sorry Daddy'sLittle Girl,
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BriRedfern
(11.20.2000 5:01:06 PM EST)
It looks like Trendkill has been bounced the hell off of this site! Every one can come back to my house for chips, Dips, chains, and whips, no wax on the nipples or anything like that though!! Oh, and beer too, wouldn't want to forget the beer.
Gee........
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dkotler
(11.20.2000 9:50:07 AM EST)
I never knew there were so many uses for the household dog. I guess playing fetch is old school.
Gee........
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dkotler
(11.20.2000 9:49:45 AM EST)
I never knew there were so many uses for the household dog. I guess playing fetch is old school.
Qiuck..
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started by
BlahBlahBlah2
(11.19.2000 11:02:48 PM EST)
Give him a ballot!
He is in Florida??
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started by
mizike
(11.19.2000 8:26:16 PM EST)
What is with those morons lately??
complete jackass
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Kyote
(11.19.2000 3:12:24 AM EST)
what a spunk monkey *lol*
If you have nothing nice to say, say it often....
Geraldo's Dumbass Cousin
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tub
(11.19.2000 0:48:19 AM EST)
Stupid idiot got what he deserved. They shoul have turned on the fire and really taught him a lesson.
SELF INFLICTED STUPIDITY
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donut38
(11.19.2000 0:03:15 AM EST)
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS CAUGHT SHORT BY THE LAW OF NATURE
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