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Man Goes Nose to Nose With Pit Bull...and Loses

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/20/2000
 
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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A 43-year-old drunken Dutchman tried to give an Eskimo kiss to a pit bull terrier, and lost part of his nose when the dog bit him. The man was staggering through a crowded Amsterdam market when he saw the dog. He walked toward the animal, bent over and stuck his nose in the dog´s muzzle. The dog reacted immediately and took a bite out of the man´s nose. The victim was taken to a local hospital but it is unreported if doctors were able to reattach the tip of his nose.

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ewwwwww! (0 replies)
started by RealHotChick
(11.22.2000 6:04:44 PM EST)

Those pics all you guys post over your messages are sick!!!!!
oh well that's what i get for goin on this site!!!!1
Lol!!!!!
love ya all!!!!!!
buh bye!!!!!

Hey Hey!!!! how's everyone doin??? well i gotta go buh bye!!!

DUMB (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.21.2000 0:46:49 AM EST)

WHAT A DUMB ASS

Naked purse-snatcher says gator chased him (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.20.2000 9:45:12 PM EST)

Houma, LA
By all acounts it was a bad day for a would be purse-snatcher. He not only lost his booty and his clothes, he told one witness he was chased by an alligator.
In truth he was being chased by deputies, who wanted him for stealing a purse containing a wallet and cell phone Tuesday eveningAcording to the Terrebonne Parish Sheriffs office, a man stole a purse from a 42 year old wman at a grocery store parking lot. The woman struggled with him and was hit in the face and scratched on the arm.
Witnesses chased him through a weeded area behind the parking lot after stealing the purse, which was later recovered. It and the cell phone were in tact.
The man was next seen naked at Lost Bayou Court, across the bayou from the grocery store, when he approached a man working on a trailor there.
The suspect gave a shaky account of why he was in such a shaky account of undress.
"He told the man that sme people were chasing him and he jumped into the bayouand was attacked by an alligator". The man told deputies that the suspect didn't apear to have any injuries.
The man said he didn't realize the man was running from the law, so he gave him a pair of navy blue Dickie pants and a gray, long sleeve button down shirt.
Just before the man handed the clothes to the suspect, deputies arrived and the man fled before he had a chance to put on the clothes.
A k-9 team was put to work in the area but couldn't find the suspect.
But deputies found what apeared to be a well-used camp site with a tent and bicycle near the area where the suspectwas first chased from the grocery store parking lot.
A composite sketch was made of the suspect. Anyone who sees the suspect is asked to call the Sheriffs office.

Kaptain Aype (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(11.20.2000 8:00:03 PM EST)

At least he didn't get his nose bitten off by a saigon whore!!!

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0¿o)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

Darn (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.20.2000 6:33:11 PM EST)

I tried to log on and couldn't do it. I put in a name and a password and it keep saying enter again.

Junk yard dog. (1 reply)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.20.2000 1:11:14 PM EST)


These animals should only be used for protection of property. They're waaaaay too mean spirited.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Gee (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.20.2000 9:26:55 AM EST)

You mean if you stick your nose right in a pit bull's face it will bite you? That's good to know.

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

Why the hell is that news? (0 replies)
started by mizike
(11.20.2000 0:43:20 AM EST)

That happens all the time to those idiots. What a dumbfuck. Whats up with the dog pics??

ouch (0 replies)
started by brucewolcott
(11.20.2000 0:39:36 AM EST)

crazy bastard!!!!!!!!!!

thumbs up :Þ

WELL (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.20.2000 0:02:03 AM EST)

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

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