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Police Get to the Bottom of Matters

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/07/2000
 
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MIAMI, Florida - Miami police sought to get to the bottom of a case

where a 16-year-old student accused a US school

official of having sexual relations with her in his

apartment after school. The girl reportedly told

police that she could prove it happened by disclosing

the fact that the dean had a distinguishing birthmark

on his buttocks. So the police, armed with a search

warrant, ordered the dean to drop ´em. Whereupon they

found the exact birthmark described by the girl. The

dean claims the girl made up the story about having

sex with him after he rejected her advances. The dean has been charged with two counts of familial custodial

sexual battery and has been placed on administrative leave by his school. His lawyer has told reporters that he maintains his innocence.

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GAY (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.09.2000 5:52:19 PM EST)

THAT WAS VERY GAY!!!!!!!!!

this fuckin sucked (1 reply)
started by bucko5
(12.09.2000 3:06:44 PM EST)

this fukin sucked

The thing that sucks... (0 replies)
started by iluvpie
(12.07.2000 6:15:23 PM EST)

about having sex with high school girls. You have to worry about that shit.

The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

i wonder... (0 replies)
started by cspimp
(12.07.2000 5:26:06 PM EST)

...if they had a line up...i can see it now..."everybody turn around and drop your pants"...

Kill whitey!!!!!!

Ahhh, young love..... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(12.07.2000 11:13:08 AM EST)


It's all good until they tell the cops.....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

she might of liked it (0 replies)
started by RFCchamps
(12.07.2000 9:18:13 AM EST)

If she had time to notice the birthmark then she must have had time to stop and look at his ass so in my opinion she is a stupid bitch who had sex with her dean and enjoyed it then told the police because he wouldn't give her some more hot steamy sex!

If the Dean has...... (0 replies)
started by latertater
(12.07.2000 1:08:47 AM EST)

a birthmark on his ass and she can identify it...what kind of sex were they having? Maybe she was fucking him in the ass!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

what's wrong (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(12.07.2000 0:09:08 AM EST)

he was just trying to teach that girl some sex ed

GUILTY (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.07.2000 0:02:23 AM EST)

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