Naughty Family Pet Pushes Owner´s Buttons
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/13/2000
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Frank S. is the proud owner of a 1958 Edsel Corsair, which he has spent years restoring himself. However, this automobile´s most unique feature, the rare teletouch transmission, is also it´s most dangerous. Frank was about to take his dog, Buddy, to the store with him when he jumped out of the car to get something from the house. As he walked around the front the dog stood up against the dashboard and hit the push button transmission, putting the car in drive and pinning Frank´s legs between the bumper and garage door. He was trapped for at least twenty minutes until his wife came home and heard him yelling for help. Since the car was idling Frank was not seriously hurt, but the length of time he was trapped caused severe bruising on both legs. The dog is no longer allowed in the car. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Re: Naughty Family Pet (0 replies) started by TippyToes (12.18.2000 7:22:59 AM EST) I am an old coot, but I remember the Ford "Edsel", very well. It was "UGGGGH-AH-LEE"!!! Now for your information, Chevrolet made the "Corsair". You know the first American car with the engine in the rear. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Re: Naughty Pet Owner (0 replies) started by TippyToes (12.18.2000 7:08:11 AM EST) Being an old coot, I remember the Edsel very well. (Ugggghlly). They did sell very well, either. Edsel was made by Ford. The Corsair was made by Chevrolet. The Corsair was the first car with the engine in the rear. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

DUH (0 replies) started by noliejames (12.15.2000 11:08:30 AM EST) You know, I restored a '69 Dodge Charger R/T. The last thing I'd do is let a damn mutt in my car! My daily driver, sure, but not the toy. That guy's just lucky he didn't have the idle kicked way up on that old beast! -Nolie-

Idiot (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.14.2000 10:59:54 AM EST) Why would he leave the car running? Turn the car off, take the keys, run into the house to get whatever it was you forgot, and then return to the car.

Bye Bye Doggie (0 replies) started by DRyan2902 (12.13.2000 10:14:07 PM EST) Accident or no I would have to accidently run that dog over. Even if I had to accidently jump to reverse to get him. war is hell.......... life is a mother fucker....... and payback is a Bitch Have a More Better Gooder Finer Day !

that reminds me of... (2 replies) started by cspimp (12.13.2000 9:57:39 PM EST) ...this shitty 80's movie where all the machines came to life and started attacking people...it was REALLY lame...anybody know the ane of it? Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

read this (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.13.2000 9:56:08 PM EST) read this shit

Get with the program Rob. (0 replies) started by therealbigdog (12.13.2000 6:43:18 PM EST) That would piss me off almost as much as the bullshit that pops up when I open Goofball.

You know........ (0 replies) started by alphagore (12.13.2000 5:07:02 PM EST) I've been known to push Miss PK's buttons.

HAHAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by donut38 (12.13.2000 0:05:22 AM EST) AS LONG AS THE CAR IS OK AND THAT DOG IS JUST GETTING HIM BACK FOR THAT TRIP TO THE VET PRETTY SMART DOG IF YOU ASK ME

I guess I'm first (0 replies)   started by maneman (12.13.2000 0:05:10 AM EST) fascinating, not sure what else to say about this one

Oh ya (0 replies) started by DogBreath (12.13.2000 0:02:04 AM EST) I am so proud to own an edsil. The biggest piece of crap ever made. The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

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