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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/14/2000
 
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SYDNEY, Australia - Fecal Transfusion studies are not just a waste of

time. In Sydney, a paper on the subject is being

published this week in a leading US gastroenterology

journal. The theory is that the complex zoo of

bacteria that inhabit the gut can be permanently

disrupted, probably by the use of antibiotics. This

delicate balance of healthy bacteria can be restored

by introducing a healthy stool sample into the colon.

According to director of the Center for Digestive

Diseases at Five Dock in Sydney, Dr. Tom

Borody, Where people had long-term, otherwise

incurable bowel conditions, they were generally happy

to accept a stool donation, usually from a spouse or

close family member. Many bowel diseases could have a

bacterial component, though irritable bowel syndrome

could often be improved by lifestyle changes, Dr.

Watson added.

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What The Fuck (0 replies)
started by tazzys
(12.19.2000 2:57:16 AM EST)

Oh yeah like we need someone else's shit on top of our own!!

Wait (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.18.2000 1:31:58 PM EST)

Wait, isn't fecal matter poison ? On Jackass, they always have a disclaimer about poop. Can't the bacteria be isolated from the waste, and then injected ? Can't we get some animals to test this on first ? I mean, damn, my farts could choke a badger. If that procedure ain't safe, fuck it then.

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

hmm (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(12.15.2000 1:06:50 AM EST)

Do you have to be an organ donor to donate your shit?

nobody elses shit is going up my asshole (2 replies)
started by meegs1089
(12.15.2000 0:36:13 AM EST)

nobody is shoving somebody's warm gooey shit in my ass no way that fucking wrong. i meen what kind of sick fuck dreams this shit up

holy shit

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(12.14.2000 11:10:07 AM EST)


This brings in a whole new meaning for "Down Under".

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Jap Scat on StileProject? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.14.2000 10:57:30 AM EST)

I guess those scat people are finally vindicated?

The very last.... (0 replies)
started by latertater
(12.14.2000 9:48:01 AM EST)

sentence does it for me. If I suffered from this, I would definitely choose a lifestyle change. The only thing getting near my ass is toilet paper!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

Now that I 'm out of a job... (0 replies)
started by alphagore
(12.14.2000 9:14:16 AM EST)

How much do you get for a for a donation and are there limits on the number times you can donate a month??

i dunno about you... (1 reply)
started by cspimp
(12.14.2000 7:17:28 AM EST)

...enough shit already comes OUT of my ass, and there's no way in hell i'm gonna go put more up there.

Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

Are You Shitting Me? (0 replies)
started by thejudgerules
(12.14.2000 2:38:42 AM EST)

I finds dis regusting dere, Andy.

thejudgerules

Hard decision... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.14.2000 1:14:52 AM EST)


I could specialize in gynecology or poop transplants ... hmmmmm ... tough call ...



President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

HOLY SHIT! (0 replies)
started by mizike
(12.14.2000 1:12:00 AM EST)

thats disgusting.

Poop transplant (0 replies)
started by DeadManWalking
(12.14.2000 0:10:47 AM EST)

Bill Clinton would be an excellent donar, cause he's full of it.

I yam what I yam!

Well... (1 reply)
started by estoude1
(12.14.2000 0:05:34 AM EST)

You can stick it up your...

Oh, wait... that's the idea... never mind.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

what a crock of s*it (0 replies)  
started by insanephat
(12.14.2000 0:02:39 AM EST)

finally

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(12.14.2000 0:02:20 AM EST)

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