Cat Goes for a Spin in Wash Machine
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/15/2000
BURNAGE, Manchester - Things were almost cat-strophic when two-year-old Laura Jones threw Simba in the wash machine to clean off its muddy paws. Young Jones reportedly threw the cat in on a ´pre-wash´ with the family clothes and even remembered to add fabric softener. Simba was rescued when Laura´s brother Ben walked in the room and saw what was happening. Their mother Wendy ran down stairs to see what the commotion was about. Laura had used up nearly a whole box of soap powder for the washing, so there were suds everywhere. When I told the vet what had happened he said it was a miracle that Simba had survived. Wendy explained. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I did that when I was young... (0 replies) started by apeman0817 (02.20.2007 6:04:59 PM EST) Ball of suds jumped out of the washer, flew over the fence and never saw that thing again.... Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

DV8 (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.23.2000 4:11:50 PM EST) Stupid Pussy!!

that woman? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.16.2000 6:38:34 PM EST) Give that 'woman' a brake Prophetcooper, she was only two years old!

Moron (1 reply) started by Prophetcooper (12.16.2000 5:12:45 PM EST) that woman should be shot for stupidity, poor kitty

golfish cleaned (0 replies) started by margo2000 (12.15.2000 11:26:34 PM EST) my sister decided to wash all our gold fish one day and when she said they looked yucky when they went through the wringer zxzxzx

things you can do with cats (0 replies) started by therealbigdog (12.15.2000 8:35:46 PM EST) I probably should try this. Things didn't fare as well when I tried the microwave.

hmmmm wet pussy ... (1 reply) started by daveminster (12.15.2000 6:04:27 PM EST) see title for details Homer J. Simpson

God help me... (0 replies) started by cspimp (12.15.2000 4:54:13 PM EST) ...if i ever have a kid that dumb Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

I like (0 replies) started by Marvin (12.15.2000 2:55:32 PM EST) my pussy to be real clean and fresh.

The bad thing (0 replies) started by DARKOVERLORD (12.15.2000 12:52:45 PM EST) is in todays way of thinking peta would have tryed to bring the parents up on charges. TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

You all laugh... (0 replies) started by BriRedfern (12.15.2000 11:07:32 AM EST) But it's not nice to be put in the washing machine, I have some first hand experience, and I still blow out bubbles when I sneeze...

better watchout (0 replies) started by spacehelmet (12.15.2000 5:07:55 AM EST) Unless they wanna find little Laura Jones as little kittie-litter-deposited bits, they'd better get Simba some therapy. Or is THAT there scheme--bump off the kid with NO one the wiser...those clever BAStards!!!

Dumb kid... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.15.2000 1:24:47 AM EST) Anybody knows you wash a cat in the dishwasher. President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

me so second (1 reply) started by assfuck (12.15.2000 0:40:56 AM EST) o me so second. me love you long time. I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

HOPE IT WASN`T ON THE (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.15.2000 0:01:17 AM EST) HOT WATER SETTING OR YOU WOULD HAVE ONE HOT CROSS KITTY

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