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 Saint Still Sanguine 63 Years After Interment | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/18/2000 | | |  |
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LACKAWANNA, N.Y. - Recently the body of the late Rev. Nelson H. Baker wasexhumed from Holy Cross Cemetery, where it had been at rest for 63 years, for removal to the nearby Our Lady of Victory Basilica. What officials discovered was so startling it immediately caught the attention of the Diocese. Reverend Nelson´s blood was unexplainably fresh. Medical experts have provided sworn testimony as to the remarkably liquid state of the bodily fluids. Baker devoted his life to helping orphaned and troubled youth, unwed mothers and the poor. In 1987 Pope John Paul II named Baker a Servant of God - the first step in the canonization process. The current investigation could lead Baker one step closer to sainthood.
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It's a miracle
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jimfogarty
(12.19.2000 7:04:16 PM EST)
According to Catholic dogma, the bodies of many saints remain uncorrupted by death. That is, they do not decompose. This has been documented to the remains of many saints.jimfogarty@hotmail.com
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GOOFY
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SILVERDESK
(12.19.2000 3:06:00 PM EST)
COOL STAFF
AND REALLY GOOFY
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liquid body fluids.
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.18.2000 3:14:35 PM EST)
Well, after I just finished up with another cream rinse in that old, puckered ass of his. Now they think it's a miracle. I've been lubing his rotting husk for over 63 years and not once did anyone thank me. GO TO HELL!
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I'm a saint!
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NakedCanuck
(12.18.2000 1:35:59 PM EST)
Nice. They actually opened the casket. So much for Rest in Peace.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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thelizard
(12.18.2000 1:32:27 PM EST)
In the Catholic church, you need two miracles to be canonized.( It used to be three.) I'm obviously not a priest,(I like pussy, not young boys) but this ain't no miracle. This was bad embalming, and an air-tight casket.Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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oK.....
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attika
(12.18.2000 1:14:34 AM EST)
Just in time for DRACULA 2000, kewlWho's Ya Daddy...
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