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 Lapping Bovines Make Bald Men Happy | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/23/2000 | | |  |
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PEREIRA, Columbia - A hairdresser in Columbia believes he has the baldnessproblem licked. The barber from Pereira, which is approximately 100 mile east of the Bogata capital, uses a special tonic and has an actual cow massage his clients scalp with its tongue to encourage hair growth. One of the customers said the treatment has actually made him feel more masculine and more attractive to women.
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thelizard
(12.28.2000 1:08:16 PM EST)
Is this going to be a pay porn site ?Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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"Til the cows come home!
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luvly1
(12.25.2000 2:13:25 AM EST)
Oh please!....I can't stop laughing! Not until the cows come home!...Nothing like a true believer!..Is this a true Cow LICK HERE?..........??????????
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WOW!
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GQBradBMF
(12.24.2000 7:05:47 PM EST)
thats news to me...leave a good tip and i bet he'll lick your balls too!
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baldy
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.23.2000 11:12:05 PM EST)
going bald is a part of life get over it its bound to happen one day weather you like it or not!!!
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Hmmm
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.23.2000 2:14:16 PM EST)
If the cow licks my cock, will IT grow?
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PROBLEM!!!!!!!
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mlkmn855
(12.23.2000 12:54:54 PM EST)
Were these cows checked for MAD COW disease; and cows which were fed the growth hormone rBGH------will hair actually grow on the scalp?!?!? If so I know alot of Chia Pet makers who are going to be really pissed!I,m 33,bald head(yes---in both areas),green eyes,and am hung like a mouse.
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come to think of it...
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spacehelmet
(12.23.2000 4:32:24 AM EST)
I am intrigued by the "lick it and it will grow" procedure. Granted--I'd prefer to leave the bald heads and cows out it, but the ESSENCE remains intact! Isn't that what's REALLY important...
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