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Suicidal Man Almost Blows Chance to Live

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/30/2000
 
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BERLIN - A jilted German man had second thoughts over a suicide

attempt, however, he nearly died in an explosion in

his apartment only minutes later. The 35-year-old man

decided to end his life after being left by his

girlfriend. He had turned on all the gas taps in the

cellar of the building but changed his mind about

killing himself and turned them off again. Unaware the

block was still full of gas, he lit a cigarette,

causing an explosion that destroyed the building´s

roof and several walls. No one was seriously injured

in the blast, however, the man was still taken into

custody for further questioning.

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Er.., Um., Uh... (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.02.2001 9:32:15 AM EST)

Nice head, Dick

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

I blew my roof one one time when I lit a fart (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 2:33:28 AM EST)

yeah the whole house burned down and my mother died
I eat cookies


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Killers are silent

wow (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.01.2001 12:24:08 PM EST)

wow

Only Overseas (0 replies)
started by TomY2J
(12.31.2000 0:54:25 AM EST)

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

boom (0 replies)
started by calihankl
(12.30.2000 2:29:18 AM EST)

did he singe his arse hairs too?

"I know...but at least I'm not a million"

HE`S NOT VERY BRIGHT (0 replies)
started by donut38
(12.30.2000 0:06:24 AM EST)

EXCEPT FOR THAT MOMENTARY FLASH

duh (0 replies)  
started by samiland
(12.30.2000 0:04:50 AM EST)

to bad he didnt succeed the first time.

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