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Canucks Share Snow with the Regionally Deprived

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/31/2000
 
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QUEBEC CITY, Canada - The Canadians have decided to share their abundance of

snow with those less geographically fortunate.

Approximately 295 tons of Canadian snow are being

shipped this week to the Caribbean island of Puerto

Rico to let children build snowmen at the capital city

of San Juan´s annual Christmas party. Local organizer

Luis Guzman told reporters he was excited about

bringing the white gold from northern Quebec to his

island of four million people, where temperatures are

currently around 90 degrees. According to Guzman, the

party is being held from December 15 to January 7 in a

refrigerated warehouse near San Juan port and more

than 300,000 children are expected to show up.

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We are always portrayed as fa riendly people (0 replies)
started by ruffian65013
(01.04.2001 2:16:15 AM EST)

We are just trying to share some of that wonderful white stuff with those who aren't as fortunate as us to be living in country which is between -30 to -40 C temerpatures 5 months out of 12...Enjoy!

lslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslsls

fuckin jamexicans (0 replies)
started by molson116
(01.03.2001 1:00:42 AM EST)

we shouldnt waste good snow of those dumb coons

Is this my tax dollar at work? (0 replies)
started by willy
(01.02.2001 4:31:22 PM EST)

Is this story true?
What paper was it published in?
Who paid the freight to send the snow there?

So what (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.02.2001 9:35:45 AM EST)

Well, you have indoor ski/beach parks in Japan. Big deal...

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Snow In Cuba (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 2:25:50 AM EST)

It's the SuicideKing fuckin back up in your mental,
only way to identify your body is by your dental,
weak governments dumpin snow in the Cuba,
when I'm bustin rhymes I play my bong like a tuba,
little cuban kiddies in their one-day snowsuits, Cuban missionaries in their G.I. Joe boots,
AK-47 at hand like a snowball,
little kiddies getting mowed down one by one, y'all
serial killing for fun, ain't it grand y'all
in a little Cuban winter wonderland, y'all

peas out


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Killers are silent

Just keep it (0 replies)
started by greenapplesplatters
(01.01.2001 11:31:28 PM EST)

I knew there was a reason we should've invaded those bastards years ago

Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

so what (0 replies)
started by whiteboy8872
(01.01.2001 6:21:23 PM EST)

this shit aint funny

jon bing

Try this (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(01.01.2001 2:49:41 PM EST)

send the little bastards to Pa. if they want to see snow.

Great Idea (0 replies)
started by drew54
(12.31.2000 11:00:16 PM EST)

where do i find this warehouse

Hmmmmmm..... (0 replies)
started by TunaSaurus
(12.31.2000 10:04:03 PM EST)

I guess this is the way us Canadians redeem ourselves afer that whole bullet proof vest thing from last week.

What the fuck? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 2:41:33 PM EST)

Why is this story on here?? It's stupid.

agreed naked canuck (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 10:30:17 AM EST)

even though it left in novemember
and they were takeing some form newfoundland 2

January 8th. (0 replies)
started by dave3236
(12.31.2000 1:02:28 AM EST)

Free canadian drinking water. Your choice, yellow or brown.

SUPERDAVE

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(12.31.2000 0:30:40 AM EST)


Damn, we're good.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

I DOUBT IT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.31.2000 0:01:42 AM EST)

THEY WILL ALL GET FROST BITE BECAUSE NOT ONE OF THEM OWNS ANY MITTENS OR GLOVES
WHAT A

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