Man´s Penis Was Spellbound By Witch´s Presence
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/02/2001
LAGOS, Nigeria - A witch spelled big trouble for a man when she allegedly stole his penis. It is widely believed in Nigeria that witches have the power to steal men´s sexual organs by an incantation or a handshake. The woman had been stripped and beaten by a mob before being dragged down a busy road half-naked, although witnesses admitted to police that they did not see the actual theft take place. They reported that they just took the man´s word as he held tightly on to his trousers. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.09.2001 5:50:52 PM EST) This not funny!!! this is just another instance of sexism!!! A man word is taken rather than a woman's. and the woman was humiliated for absolutely no reason!!!! The man was just trying to hurt the woman by accussing her of such a thing!!

anon. Goofball (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.07.2001 5:31:49 PM EST) I can't find the audio of "Armaggedon". The newscaster reporting on the injuries of the two men who had a pet gerbil.

anon. Goofball (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.07.2001 5:30:01 PM EST) I can't find the audio of "Armaggedon". The newscaster reporting on the injuries of the two men who had a pet gerbil.

ex (0 replies) started by freak374 (01.05.2001 10:59:49 PM EST) Sounds like my ex-wife. hell she got everything else! "GOT BEER?"

Women vs Fish (0 replies) started by mdx (01.05.2001 9:34:58 PM EST) Have you ever wondered what fish smelled like before women started swimming? Hope for the best - prepare for the worst - take what comes.

how are you today (0 replies) started by xsiu (01.03.2001 1:08:51 AM EST) what the hell is going on!!!! http://www.secets2success.com/special120270

Wow, (0 replies) started by goofballdaddy (01.02.2001 6:49:02 PM EST) Did Lorania Bobbit move to Nigeria and take up witchcraft? I wonder if he can find it in the bushes. Hopes You Had A Great New Year!

What a nasty thing to do! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.02.2001 12:23:42 PM EST) Just because he couldn't find it doesn't mean he should go blaming every "witch" around.... try exercise. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

She (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.02.2001 9:32:14 AM EST) She probably turned him down, so HE went out like a bitch. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

xxxxxxxxxx (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 5:00:42 AM EST) xxxxxxxxxxx

LMAO@Ollie (1 reply) started by tjshere (01.02.2001 4:07:48 AM EST) Are you sure, Ollie? I thought here in the states they took the `nads but left the schween intact. 9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.

lol, they never confirmed it.. (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (01.02.2001 2:27:46 AM EST) the guy probably has his penis right there under his pants if they looked...a good way to get a bitch beat down...hahaha §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

Fuck (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 2:03:58 AM EST) you

So what? (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (01.02.2001 1:12:16 AM EST) American women do that all the time, only they use lawyers. President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

SHE MUST BE A BAD WITCH (0 replies) started by donut38 (01.02.2001 0:08:10 AM EST) KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME I AM DEFINITELY NOT READY TO PART WITH MY PRIVATES

first (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 0:01:43 AM EST) first

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