Floridian French Fried for Fleeing
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/03/2001
PORT ST JOHN, Florida - A Florida man was in for quite a shock after climbing a power plant transformers to avoid being caught by police. The 35-year-old man was being pursued by police officers in Port St John, Florida, after a domestic dispute with his estranged wife. He slashed all four tires on their car, ripped off the windshield wipers and fled before the police arrived. To avoid being caught, the man climbed over a barbed wire fence surrounding a Florida Power and Light power plant. According to Deputy Bruce Dowdy, There was a loud boom and a puff of smoke, said Deputy Bruce Dowdy. We observed him coming out of the power structure on fire. About two-third of homeowners in the outlying area lost power for about 30 minutes following the incident. The man, who remained conscious, burned most of his upper body and head. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Once again (0 replies) started by DARKOVERLORD (01.06.2001 12:33:29 PM EST) Fucking asswiping shit for brains should not be allowed to vote or breed. TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

dumbass (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (01.05.2001 10:27:43 PM EST) I agree someone should just cut Florida off ... It looks like a dick on the nation anyway. Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

Stupid is as Stupid does (1 reply) started by trc (01.04.2001 1:35:57 AM EST) It really sucks to be stupid !!

That's so sad.... my sympathies... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.03.2001 1:19:01 PM EST) ..to the home owners. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

hey DogBreath (0 replies) started by hecubus15 (01.03.2001 1:10:17 PM EST) Pay attention to punctuation. It reads: "About two-third of homeowners in the outlying area lost power for about 30 minutes following the incident. The man, who remained conscious, burned most of his upper body and head." "Even in the future nothing works!" --Spaceballs

What? (1 reply) started by DogBreath (01.03.2001 11:33:12 AM EST) It says Following the incident he "burned most of his upper body and head." Great journalism, My guess is he got burned DURING the incident. That or the cops set him on fire and this is a really creative cover up. Too bad no one taped it, it would really make a cool COPS show. The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

Florida now.. (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.03.2001 9:34:14 AM EST) Florida now, the rest of the USA later. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

ya know... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.03.2001 9:08:55 AM EST) With all the stupid people ending up in Florida, we should just cut the state off at the Georgia border and let it float away into the Atlantic.

Curse this state (1 reply) started by yusaku999 (01.03.2001 4:26:11 AM EST) I'm getting more and more sorry for moving to Florida. Where are the good points? You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

HE DESERVES (2 replies)   started by donut38 (01.03.2001 0:06:48 AM EST) A DARWIN AWARD IT IS TOO BAD THAT STUPIDITY TAKES SO MANY FORMS

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