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 Sleepy Motorist Puts His Foot Down | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/11/2001 | | |  |
| AMAGASAKI, Tokyo - It took a car fire to wake up a sleeping motoristafter he fell asleep with his foot on the accelerator of his vehicle. Tetsuya Yamada was in a parking lot when he fell asleep with his car in drive. During his slumber, Yamada accidentally put his foot on the accelerator and his car hit another vehicle parked close by. The jolt failed to waken the sleepy motorist and his foot continued to rest on the accelerator. Approximately two hours later, the rubber from the tires had completely worn away and the metal rims grating against the concrete caused the undercarriage to ignite. Yamada finally woke up when the interior of his car was in flames and managed to crawl out of the car unharmed.
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no wonder
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mazdarx7
(01.11.2001 6:58:05 PM EST)
Why you dumb gooks always lose the wars
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Sweet....
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.11.2001 4:23:57 PM EST)
Drunk driving is a serious problem, even in places where all the alcohol is made out of rice!
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And I Thought I Was Hard To Wake Up!!!
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Boogers4Sale
(01.11.2001 12:17:56 PM EST)
I think that the reporter neglected to mention that the motorist was on morphine, demerol, opium, valium and had just injected himself with 50 cc's of heroin...I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!
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the cliche is true
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carewser
(01.11.2001 3:38:17 AM EST)
with stories like that it is no wonder people come up with sterotypes like slant-eyes can't drive!
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yeah right
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fatherjack
(01.11.2001 3:37:15 AM EST)
Me Bollocks! as if you could sleep thru all that
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SOUNDS FAKE
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donut38
(01.11.2001 0:00:44 AM EST)
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT TIRES START ON FIRE MUCH FASTER THAN THAT OF COURSE I WASN`T DRIVING A GUTLESS RICE ROCKET EITHER
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