Counterfeit Underwear Scheme Goes Bottom Up
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/12/2001
ESSEX - Police are trying to get to the bottom of a scandal involving thousands of pairs of counterfeit Wallace and Gromit, Tasmanian Devil and Homer Simpson underpants. A total of 14 boxes of the illegal undies were seized by trading standards officials in a shipment from Copenhagen during routine inspections. Trading standards officers believe the stock would have been collected in person by market stallholders in time for the last few shopping days before Christmas. No arrests have been made and investigations are continuing. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hey Barnyardstyle (2 replies) started by noliejames (01.12.2001 4:39:59 PM EST) You don't get out much, do you? -Nolie-

Michael Jackson (0 replies) started by Roger (01.12.2001 3:34:45 PM EST) ..ask him about it. Goofball's number one fan

Masturbating the War God (1 reply) started by barnyardstyle (01.12.2001 11:12:32 AM EST) Evil sick flames cast uncertain shadows in the dimly lit Temple of Anhur as we count the dead and vanquished by hacking off their phalluses and piling the severed hands before the living stone image of the God The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve our father Anhur Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their bowels are ripped apart One by one we force the female captives the serve the Ahati until the Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba neth Anhur We lay our Bloodstained weapons of Iron on the Altar of Anhur and His Seed blesses us with strength to slay our enemies Like as unto Menthu we have become Ithyphallic The mighty Sekhmet is with us

As homer would say.. (0 replies) started by blahblahblah2 (01.12.2001 11:05:14 AM EST) Doh! Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

So that's (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.12.2001 9:02:00 AM EST) So that's where Cameron Diaz found those small ass Underoos for that insipid flick. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

I know I was excited..... (1 reply) started by alphagore (01.12.2001 8:49:20 AM EST) when Tipper brought home my first pair of Homer Simpson Underoos.

How to get them. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.12.2001 7:38:13 AM EST) I think to catch them they will need to go undercover into this underwear scandal. I also wonder if the counterfeit underwear already comes premarked with human tire treads?

nice (0 replies) started by redlopster (01.12.2001 6:52:03 AM EST) i guess they are just ass out of luck

Oh Great...... (0 replies) started by dave3236 (01.12.2001 0:21:48 AM EST) Now they are looking into underwear.Where will it all end. (No pun intended) SUPERDAVE

OOOH (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.12.2001 0:02:47 AM EST) SEXY UNDIES

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