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    Man´s Dream of a Bigger Penis is a Bit of a Stretch

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/13/2001
     
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    BRAZIL - A Brazilian jeweler´s dream of a longer penis is a

    stretch of the imagination, amongst other things. The

    man has already gone through great lengths to increase

    his modest four inch manhood to 10.5 inches with the

    use of a special extender device, however, now he

    wants more. His doctor, Bayard Fischer Santos, has

    urged him to seek psychiatric advice before he chases

    his dream of a 12-inch-plus penis. Dr Fischer

    added: He´s very proud of his penis, it´s all he

    thinks about. And of course his wife is delighted.

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    BIG PENIS (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.25.2001 9:48:00 PM EST)

    I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. I JUST WANT A DOUBLE SIZED LONG DONG SILVER PENIS

    Chong (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.18.2001 2:20:20 PM EST)

    12 inches??? My 7 incher has done me just fine. Penis-envy, I think so.

    Dick size (5 replies)
    started by rachelf
    (01.15.2001 1:04:19 PM EST)

    Who cares how big your dick is???--Us girls only have four inches in us anyway, it's not going to make a difference if it's 4 inches or 12 inches.

    Paging Dr. Santos (0 replies)
    started by carolfmga
    (01.15.2001 8:22:20 AM EST)

    Please make my husband get an appointment! LOL

    Carol

    Well...... (2 replies)
    started by dogma
    (01.14.2001 3:13:29 PM EST)

    I had a girl tell me she wanted a man with a 12" penis. I told her I dont fold my dick in half for anybody!
    (Har, Har Har!)

    THE PHRASE (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.13.2001 11:19:42 PM EST)

    SIZE DOSEN`T MATTER
    APPLIES ONLY TO THOSE WHO AREN`T GETTING ANY

    FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

    Hey!!! (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (01.13.2001 10:40:29 PM EST)

    I thought size didn't matter.


    At least I hoped it didn't...

    believe it or not (0 replies)
    started by therealbigdog
    (01.13.2001 5:15:33 PM EST)

    speaking from personal experience a 12" cock can be great at times however it can also be a hinderence.
    Every time you take a shit you have to try to keep it out of the water.

    wassupp (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.13.2001 2:02:57 PM EST)

    your dumb everone is going to know it is a fake penis you dumbass

    hey (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.13.2001 1:44:37 PM EST)

    where can i get one?

    ha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.13.2001 10:48:19 AM EST)

    hahahahahahahhahahahaahah

    HE WANTS TO BE (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.13.2001 0:18:52 AM EST)

    A DIAMOND IN THE BUFF

    memememememe (0 replies)  
    started by greenapplesplatters
    (01.13.2001 0:18:44 AM EST)

    First, bitches.

    Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

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