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Dog Enlightened During a Walk in the Park

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/22/2001
 
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CHICAGO, Illinois - Dogs generally light up when their owner offers to

take them for a walk in the park. However, Portia, a 5

year-old black Labrador retriever, was in for quite

a shock during her walk with owner Kerry Sorvino. As

the 70-pound canine stepped onto a metal plate

covering an electrical vault on the sidewalk, it began

to convulse uncontrollably as a voltage of electricity

surged through its body. Sorvino, not knowing what was

wrong, bent over to calm the squealing pooch and was

bitten on the hand. A passerby summoned a veterinarian

from an animal hospital and he tried to give Portia

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. However, he kept getting

a shock from her lips and was unable to save her. City

officials said a frayed wire apparently contacted the

cover plate set into the sidewalk on Wrightwood near

Lincoln and Sheffield. An investigation is being done

as to whether other city electrical vaults will be

checked.

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OH WELL!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.24.2001 7:24:10 PM EST)

It couldn't have happened to dumber animal

R.I.P. Mr dog (0 replies)
started by blazed3wayz
(01.24.2001 3:57:30 PM EST)

my heart goes out to the dog...but that would've been fun if it was a cat

it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

ha ha ha ha (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(01.22.2001 9:32:43 PM EST)

stupid dog!

It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

hahaha!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.22.2001 4:07:13 PM EST)

After the dog was burned to perfection, the owner of the local Chinese resaurant came to pick it up!

You can do that? (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(01.22.2001 1:49:41 PM EST)


Hey barnyardstyle! I guess in some situations it is OK for you to kiss an animal!
But I don't think this is what you meant when you asked that question.....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Shocking (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.22.2001 9:54:48 AM EST)

Shocking, just shocking!!!

Ok, Bad Joke....

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

HAHA (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.22.2001 0:11:20 AM EST)

It must have been funny to see that dude try to give mouth-to-mouth to the dog.

LOOKS LIKE HE HAS (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.21.2001 11:28:17 PM EST)

GOOD "GROUNDS" FOR A LAWSUIT

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