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 Man Severs Penis in Bizarre Religious Movement | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/28/2001 | | |  |
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SAO PAULO - In order to bring himself closer to God, a 23-yearold convicted Brazilian rapist sliced off his own penis and flushed it down the toilet. Flavio dos Santos Cruz was found by prison guards screaming and bleeding in his cell. It is written in Bible that if a part of your body distances you from God, and makes you commit a sin, you should cut it off, Cruz told reporters. According to urologist Aerton Barbosa Neves, who operated on Cruz, he will now have to urinate through a tube, but can still impregnate someone, albeit only with medical assistance.
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I'm all for it!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 1:39:27 PM EST)
Let's do this to all the rapists and child molestors, it would surely "cut" down on the number of repeat offenders!
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shit!!!!
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urging
(01.30.2001 10:10:27 PM EST)
look if ur going to rape some one than you should be raped your self but if you feel that u have to cut ur dick off after doing something like this you should just cut head head off too!!!
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Dammn
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started by
VXRider800
(01.30.2001 9:43:21 PM EST)
shit that is one crazy mofo
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Not litterally!!
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started by
Wherdafugameye
(01.29.2001 8:56:53 PM EST)
Why do people keep taking similies and metaphores in the Bible too literally? Talk about "missing the point". (Oh that's good... missing the point...)
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o my god
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started by
ptownproject
(01.29.2001 2:59:46 PM EST)
shit, how can a man cut off his own joy, i mean if it were me, id say take my pride, but please god not my joy!!!
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dumbass
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started by
ritm1
(01.29.2001 12:59:23 PM EST)
Why do we have them if we shouldn't use them?Does the bible really say that?If so,that's fucking sick!It also says to stone disobedient children.If you dont already know,that means hit them with rocks.Something is seriously wrong with that.
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OK
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started by
thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:10:06 AM EST)
Yeah,yup,yep!!!Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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stupid shit!!!!
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started by
tits2k
(01.28.2001 7:18:04 PM EST)
i mean come on...who in the fuck is stupid enough to believe some fucking jerk off?!?!?!?!?!?
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good start
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started by
DORIS
(01.28.2001 5:53:47 PM EST)
now if we could all th other rapo's to follow suit!
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I agree wif him...
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started by
spankboy
(01.28.2001 5:13:01 AM EST)
dath why I thevered my nongue lath nide.An orgasm will cure a headache.
Take two.
I recommend 'extra strength.'
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WHACK OFF?
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started by
thejudgerules
(01.28.2001 3:10:20 AM EST)
How wil he whack off now? VEEEEERRRRRRYYYY carefully.thejudgerules
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what a dumb ass
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started by
goofballfreak
(01.28.2001 1:38:08 AM EST)
thats gonna leave a mark and he wont forget it. he also has a problem, even though he can still impregnate, who in the hell would want to with him? he'll have to go back to raping, somehow!
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