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Malaysian Ants Protect Homes to Wee Hours of the Day

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/29/2001
 
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MALAYSIA - Bamboo-nesting ants in the Malaysian rainforest are

providing their own type of flood damage control. New

research has shown that worker ants protect their nest

from flooding by drinking the water that has got in,

then head out the back and pee it away. Researchers

Ulrich Maschwitz and Joachim Moog of Frankfurt

University, Germany, discovered the method by watching

a colony at work in their lab. They dripped two

milliliters of colored water into the nest and watched

the ants literally squeeze out 3,030 droplets over two days.

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barnyardstyle (0 replies)
started by razer13
(01.31.2001 7:27:48 PM EST)

that has got to be one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard you sick fuck

yeah (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.29.2001 11:31:42 AM EST)

To make sure that my house doesn't flood with semen, I have my sister drink up all of mine

OK (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:07:57 AM EST)

Yeah,yup,yep!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

i need laid lol (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.29.2001 6:28:16 AM EST)

hey what up ne sexy guys out there lookin for a good time lmao

WELL WHEN I HEAR RUNNING WATER (0 replies)
started by donut38
(01.29.2001 0:27:36 AM EST)

IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO TOO

NOT SO DUMB WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

It really, really works.... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(01.29.2001 0:26:16 AM EST)


...using this technique, I have successfully avoided ever having a beer flood in my house.



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hey (0 replies)  
started by samiland
(01.29.2001 0:08:47 AM EST)

boy that would take a lot out of me.

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