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 Another Marriage Shot to Hell | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/30/2001 | | |  |
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GILLINGHAM, UK - Some marriages just go to hell in a hand basket. PaulSainsbury and Lynda Eastwood are petitioning authorities for permission to have a satanic wedding to ensure theirs does, literally. The pair have been told by their local council that it has in principle, no objection to the wedding - even though it involves the drinking of blood red wine while those present lift their arms to the sky saying: Bless you, father Satan, I will always love you. The damned couple met last year at an Iron Maiden concert and say they are looking forward to their midnight union in August.
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oh boy!
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beefdoughnut
(02.01.2001 9:12:39 PM EST)
Stupidfuck, you really earned your name on this one.
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so what.
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homeo
(02.01.2001 7:48:46 PM EST)
iron maiden. satanic wedding. blood red wine. all they need is deviled eggs and ham.
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oh boy
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stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 11:08:36 AM EST)
People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something.jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
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oh boy
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stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 11:07:53 AM EST)
People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something.jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
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oh boy
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stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 11:07:37 AM EST)
People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something.jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
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Huh?
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barryb
(01.31.2001 6:52:50 PM EST)
Iron Maiden is still together?bb
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inbred Eurotrash
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plumdawgs
(01.31.2001 12:10:31 PM EST)
that just goes to show you that brothers and sisters don't only have sex in Kentucky and Alabama
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Wow
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wickedcircusfreak
(01.30.2001 10:44:59 PM EST)
I married Satan's sisterIt's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!
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fuck you
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started by
htmiles
(01.30.2001 9:09:14 PM EST)
and fuck satan, You know what happens to you when you get aids from drinking blood? You are going to get sick and are going to die cause you deserve cause your fuckin weak and got a fuckin immune system
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wow
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.30.2001 7:08:40 PM EST)
you people really do things funny in the North, don't you....
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Oy Vey!
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QTKitty
(01.30.2001 1:31:15 PM EST)
Every person is intitled to their own choices. Personally I think this one takes the cake for weird.Stay sane inside insanity!
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Big Deal
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thelizard
(01.30.2001 8:24:12 AM EST)
It's their souls, so let them do what they want with 'em. I also think the bride should wear black.Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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not the 23rd psalm
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Balzacsack
(01.30.2001 2:28:18 AM EST)
At this GLORIOUS union I think this lovely couple should include their own personal message: a revisionist
version of the 23 rd psalm should
fit their philosophic world view;
"Yea though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no EVIL...for I am THE MEANEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY!!!" isthatwhatithinkitis
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