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 Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Killing Time | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/31/2001 | | |  |
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MEMPHIS, Tennessee - It´s the stuff country song lyrics are made of.Apartment complex owner Ricky Kees was sentenced to nearly a year in jail for shooting a tenant´s alarm clock with a .22-caliber revolver while he was drunk. After it had been shot, the General Electric clock kept on ticking, and buzzing, prompting Kees to return and take a second shot at it. Criminal Court Judge W. Otis Higgs Jr. sentenced Kees to 11 months and 29 days in jail and to an additional 90 days for drunk-driving offences.
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am I
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klitz
(03.06.2001 11:49:59 AM EST)
the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving
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klitz
(03.06.2001 9:35:48 AM EST)
the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving
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If Mankind
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jcanitzjr
(02.02.2001 2:18:15 AM EST)
is not to busy shooting clocks. We are either pouring chlorine into our gene pool or evolving. Oh well, guess I won't join the crowd.
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yeehaw
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stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 11:02:01 AM EST)
Are they sure this guy's name wasn't "Bubba" or "Cleetus"?
Secondly, do you think the judge was his cousin (you know they're all related, out there)?jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.31.2001 11:28:43 AM EST)
The clock kept ticking after getting shot? A GE clock you say? Are you sure it wasn't a Timex?
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
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thelizard
(01.31.2001 8:14:49 AM EST)
Hey, ain't he a goofballer ?Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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