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 Man Shoots Craps While Playing Russian Roulette | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/07/2001 | | |  |
| HOUSTON, Texas - A 19-year-old Houston boy gambled and lost big timewhen he decided to play Russian roulette with a .45 caliber semiautomatic pistol. The young man, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparently did not realize that a semiautomatic, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. He apparently lost the game, and his life, all in one shot.
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You guys...
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spankboy
(02.16.2001 11:39:22 AM EST)
c'mon, don't rag on the idiots of this world. All this stuff about natural selection... it's kinda mean.
Besides, if all the idiots killed themselves, who would serve us at the drive-thru?An orgasm will cure a headache.
Take two.
I recommend 'extra strength.'
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have a big burger pooping
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rogmeri
(02.09.2001 10:18:07 PM EST)
i was so hungry when i gotr home from working all day my wife handed me a burger and i chowed on it til i asked for another.hollywood says it's miller time!!!
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stupid??
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started by
executivepunk
(02.09.2001 10:02:17 PM EST)
How can the level of stupidness be so high in such a smart nation??LOL thats funny, never believe a dumb person its just not right it encourages them to much!!
~*Ashley*~J wohlfeil
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stupid??
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started by
executivepunk
(02.09.2001 10:02:04 PM EST)
How can the level of stupidness be so high in such a smart nation??LOL thats funny, never believe a dumb person its just not right it encourages them to much!!J wohlfeil
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Definitely Darwin Award Material
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started by
gmcbroom
(02.09.2001 5:31:34 PM EST)
Playing russian roulette is always unwise. Playing it with a semi-automatic...Why? I have to throw up my hands in disbelief.No
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americans
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started by
booya
(02.08.2001 11:44:36 PM EST)
How dumb can you guys be!!If you drive as slow as you screw, then you will never get it in the hole!
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are they related?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.08.2001 10:05:15 PM EST)
Probably the cousin of the moron's that bring knives to gunfights...
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Texas
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started by
sweetbaboo
(02.08.2001 6:51:38 PM EST)
and this is why guns should be banned in the US...to protect the retards of America...then again, it is good, because they help forward Darwin's theory of evolution
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Idiot
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sirnotsir
(02.08.2001 6:17:53 PM EST)
I weep for Americas youth.mojo&sirnotsir
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Idiot
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started by
sirnotsir
(02.08.2001 6:16:57 PM EST)
I weep for Americas youth.mojo&sirnotsir
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ass action lawsuit
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.08.2001 5:07:57 AM EST)
So who should his parents sue? The gun manufacturer, the ammo manufacturer, or the Good Lord for supplying all the air in his head that the bullet suddenly released?
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extermination
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started by
zombeaver
(02.08.2001 2:47:22 AM EST)
this fucking idiot is (or should i say was) at the bottom of the food chain.
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Jackass!
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started by
jake2golf
(02.07.2001 11:01:42 PM EST)
Probably some wigger wannabe. He was a first class jackassI live for Beer, booze, broads and cigars!
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what?
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started by
skinhed
(02.07.2001 10:06:17 PM EST)
what a moron. who doesn't know how a clip loaded gun works? oh god. its people like him that bring down the average national I.Q.fuck off
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ahhh the world makes sense agin
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started by
happysmurf13
(02.07.2001 8:22:08 PM EST)
lol hmm yeah definatley a darwin canidate well was lol it just amazes me the level of stupidity that can reside in one person
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Oh say can you see...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.07.2001 6:59:32 PM EST)
America allows idiots like this to have a gun?!? Isn't Bush from Texas?
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That's why
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started by
barryb
(02.07.2001 6:58:09 PM EST)
we have natural selection. If someone is THAT stupid, nature corrects itself.bb
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Proving Darwin right....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(02.07.2001 3:56:21 PM EST)
The best part is: all his "friends" thought he was too dumb to live because they didn't try to stop him. Ha!
I can see it now....
19-yr-old-dumbass: "I gots my pistol here and I just finished a case of Bud. Who want to play Russian roulette? *hic*"
Friend: "Is that a semi-automatic?"
19-yr-old-dumbass: "Yep!"
Friend: "You go first."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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dumbass
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started by
radder1
(02.07.2001 3:02:18 PM EST)
still sorta sad though
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Evolution in action
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started by
rrrip
(02.07.2001 1:38:17 PM EST)
At least he improved the gene pool. Imagine if he'd had a chance to breed!
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that's not a texan
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hillbilly2000
(02.07.2001 12:56:12 PM EST)
This boy couldn't be from Texas. We ain't that stupid. He must've been from California visiting or something.
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Ooopss
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thelizard
(02.07.2001 9:14:03 AM EST)
Ooops, wrong, try again dumbass!!!Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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Texas
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started by
loudpipes
(02.07.2001 8:39:33 AM EST)
What's really sad is this supposed to have happened in Texas. You would think Texans would know more about guns. Doesn't everyone in Texas have guns?
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newsflash everyone!!
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started by
baphomet72
(02.07.2001 8:26:12 AM EST)
This was a Darwin Award winner last year! Wake up goofball...Get me the hell outta here!!
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Perfect title
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started by
tjshere
(02.07.2001 5:19:37 AM EST)
Because he has crap for brains indeed! I'm no expert on Russian Roulette, but I was under the impression that you're supposed to spin the cylinder prior to pulling the trigger. Must have been rather difficult with a semi-auto.All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

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