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Lush Looks For Lizard Love on Livingston

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/10/2001
 
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ORLANDO, Florida - A drunken man in Orlando must have had his beer

goggles on too tight when he stumbled out of the Eight

Seconds bar on Livingston Street and attacked a five

foot lizard statue. The amorous embrace snapped the

statue from its base which in turn sent both the

drinker and the lizard crashing to the ground. The

city reportedly has 60 of these huge lizard statues on

its streets as part of an arts project and are said to

cost approximately $3,800 a piece. Sergeant Scott Boos

described the man as being a little drunk and was

perhaps looking for a little lizard love. No charges

have been made against the man, however, city

authorities may seek money to repair the statue.

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Lizards? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.13.2001 9:56:48 AM EST)

In my city last summer we had fiberglass cows all over the place. I don't think any drunks attempted any "amorous embraces" on them. This guy might have, though.

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started by thelizard
(02.12.2001 9:09:09 AM EST)

Leave my relatives alone, you friggin' pervert!!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

that's odd (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.10.2001 6:05:33 PM EST)

Did you notice the Sergeant's name, Sergeant Scott Boos, that's almost like booze

Lookin' for Love (0 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(02.10.2001 5:37:28 AM EST)

in all the wrong places. That dude got off way too hard on "Jurassic Park". Poke smot, much safer.

The weather's here, I wish you were beautiful. - Buffet

I'm First! (0 replies)  
started by RhinoCF
(02.10.2001 0:54:38 AM EST)

Man I saw that guy do it, I live in Orlando

It's a well known fact sonny Jim, that the five wealthiest people in the world make up an elite group known as the Pentavrate. The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchilds, and Col. Sanders before he went tit up. Ooh i hated the Col. w/ his wee bea

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