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Toilet Paper Theft Goes Down the Drain

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/15/2001
 
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CONSHOHOCKEN, Pennsylvania - A truck driver´s plan to steal a truckload of toilet

paper went down the drain when the tractor-trailer

flipped onto its side during a pursuit by police.

After the wreck, Ernie Myers reportedly fled to a

patch of nearby woods and was soon apprehended as news

cameras in a helicopter above videotaped the whole

thing. Myers reportedly carried out another theft of a

toilet paper filled tractor-trailer from the same

freight yard a month earlier and was seen trying to

sell the stolen paper on the streets.

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HUMM>> (0 replies)
started by daphat79
(03.13.2002 8:36:43 PM EST)

shit ??

Me

I saw that (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.16.2001 12:27:21 PM EST)

because of this stupid bastard I had to sit in traffic for two damn hours making me late for work. What an asshole

He was an accountant (0 replies)
started by DogBreath
(02.15.2001 1:04:19 PM EST)

Paper pusher

The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

Heeeeeey man (0 replies)
started by alphagore
(02.15.2001 12:03:08 PM EST)

I'll give you a case quater for that TP.

Sometimes (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.15.2001 8:29:01 AM EST)

Sometimes you just gotta wipe your ass,yo!!!

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That's Shit (0 replies)
started by brido
(02.15.2001 7:51:57 AM EST)

Do you think that he was selling the toilet paper by the sheet or by the roll. It's a lucrative business if you can get started in it.

Wee Brido Rulz!!!!!

That's Shit (0 replies)
started by brido
(02.15.2001 7:50:59 AM EST)

Do you think that he was selling the toilet paper by the sheet or by the roll. It's a lucrative business if you can get started in it.

Wee Brido Rulz!!!!!

That reminds me... (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(02.15.2001 2:04:09 AM EST)


...I better get some toilet paper; we've been out for a week!



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Hey... (0 replies)  
started by Shaft
(02.15.2001 0:36:08 AM EST)

Am I wrong for hiding the toilet paper if my roommate doesn't want to chip in to buy some?

By the way....FIRST!!!

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