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Shriners Take It In The Chops For Taking It In The Chops

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/19/2001
 
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A group of Shriners has sparked a major uproar in

Winnipeg after it was reported the fez-festooned

members held a men-only fundraiser for sick children

that featured nude dancers and public sex acts. The

controversy erupted following newspaper reports that

a Gentlemen´s Dinner fundraiser, organized by the

Shriners´ motor patrol unit, included two nude dancers

who climbed on top of a banquet table where several

men touched and engaged in oral sex with them in front

of hundreds of male guests.

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clinton (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(03.05.2001 9:49:32 PM EST)

as you can see bill clinton said i never had sex with that girl ... so prove that was sex.?

Brave men... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(02.21.2001 11:56:31 AM EST)


Anybody who could to down on a stripper has more guts than I do. Way to take one for the team, guys!



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

SWEET. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 6:18:51 PM EST)

Good Ol' Canadians! They know how to raise the right amount of cash!

Sick 'ol guys (0 replies)
started by milhousse
(02.19.2001 5:27:47 PM EST)

Yea, i live in Winnipeg, and was at that place the day before (Silverados) . Sick 'ol men. Oh well, if those old guys could get some at their age, all the power to 'em. By the way, the Shriners motorcycles will be going on sale after that group is disbanded, so you can probably get them for cheap! For Real! Just don't forget to wash the seat!!!

Uh huh

If ?..... (0 replies)
started by LeonardFong
(02.19.2001 2:02:11 PM EST)

If they made money for the sick kids then God bless those guys.

Its a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle

so then i said.. (0 replies)
started by Heydaddy69
(02.19.2001 11:57:40 AM EST)

indeed i will be a sponsor

Makes sense to me (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(02.19.2001 7:35:15 AM EST)

Men performing oral sex on nude dancers to aid sick children. What could be more patriotic?

I can just hear those guys telling their wives, "Honest honey, I didn't WANT to do it. I had to for the sake of those poor kids."

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

Boy, that was a big waste of time, wasn't it?  LMAO!

WAS BILL THERE (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 0:23:45 AM EST)

SURELY BILL CLINTON WAS THERE!

Huh (0 replies)
started by samiland
(02.19.2001 0:11:38 AM EST)

doesnt tell you what sex were the dancers.

yeah (0 replies)  
started by insanephat
(02.19.2001 0:06:55 AM EST)

numero uno

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